Unjokes and Anti-humour (quote)

Guybrush · 05-06-2009, 08:03 AM

Come on, humorous anecdotes and jokes with proper witty punchlines are off-topic!

How do you get a nun pregnant?

.. You f*ck her.

~~coryallen2~~ · 05-06-2009, 08:04 AM

awwwwwww tore...That was funny haha

ikvat · 05-06-2009, 10:13 AM

what is yellow and weight 540 kg?
A canary!
Nice animal isn't!

Antonio · 05-06-2009, 10:18 AM

"what do you call a moose with a duck on its head?"

"i don't know, what do you call it?"

"i don't know, actaully, i was hoping you knew that...."

"oh....wanna buy some weed?"

ikvat · 05-06-2009, 10:18 AM

Do you know the story of flip flap the giraffe?

An helicopter arrive and flip flap the giraffe!

Antonio · 05-06-2009, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikvat

Do you know the story of flip flap the giraffe?

An helicopter arrive and flip flap the giraffe!

wait, what?

333 · 05-06-2009, 01:14 PM

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Alfred · 05-06-2009, 01:33 PM

How do you keep an elephant in the refrigerator?
You close the door!

A meeting was called for all the animals in the jungle... who was missing?
The elephant because he was trapped in the fridge!

You come across a river with no bridge. Across the river is a treasure chest. The sign says "Beware Of Hungry Crocodiles". What do you do?
Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

~~Flower Child~~ · 05-06-2009, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

why did Billy fail his final exam?
Because he's Jewish

Your mother's so old, she's likely to die soon

~~Flower Child~~ · 05-06-2009, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alfred

How do you keep an elephant in the refrigerator?
You close the door!

A meeting was called for all the animals in the jungle... who was missing?
The elephant because he was trapped in the fridge!

You come across a river with no bridge. Across the river is a treasure chest. The sign says "Beware Of Hungry Crocodiles". What do you do?
Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the meeting.

---

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

haha this made me laugh too

I have a joke!!!!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat Pete fell off who was left?

05-06-2009, 08:03 AM	#51 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	Come on, humorous anecdotes and jokes with proper witty punchlines are off-topic! How do you get a nun pregnant? .. You fck her. __________________ Something Completely Different*

05-06-2009, 01:33 PM	#58 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	How do you keep an elephant in the refrigerator? You close the door! A meeting was called for all the animals in the jungle... who was missing? The elephant because he was trapped in the fridge! You come across a river with no bridge. Across the river is a treasure chest. The sign says "Beware Of Hungry Crocodiles". What do you do? Swim across the river, the crocodiles are at the meeting. --- What's brown and sticky? A stick. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

05-06-2009, 08:04 AM	#52 (permalink)
~~coryallen2~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: lorain,ohio Posts: 909	awwwwwww tore...That was funny haha

05-06-2009, 10:13 AM	#53 (permalink)
ikvat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 625	what is yellow and weight 540 kg? A canary! Nice animal isn't!

05-06-2009, 10:18 AM	#55 (permalink)
ikvat Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 625	Do you know the story of flip flap the giraffe? An helicopter arrive and flip flap the giraffe!

05-06-2009, 01:14 PM	#57 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.