Unjokes and Anti-humour

~~CAPTAIN CAVEMAN~~ · 07-02-2009, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

I don't think I've got the hang of this yet...

don't worry, you definitely aren't the only one

TheCunningStunt · 07-02-2009, 03:25 AM

A man walks into a bar...

However the bar staff are quite busy, and he has to wait a considerable amount of time before being served.

I think I've grasped it slightly..

TheCunningStunt · 07-02-2009, 03:27 AM

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?"

The horse replies "My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer"

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What did the man do when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him?

Shot her.

Ricochet~kun · 07-02-2009, 10:13 AM

what did the llama do when the woman annoyed it?

spat

Freebase Dali · 07-02-2009, 04:33 PM

So a guy named Coreyallen2 signs up for an account on Music Banter....

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-02-2009, 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

So a guy named Coreyallen2 signs up for an account on Music Banter....

He shall live on forever in our snark.

What do you call Adele mixed with Adele?

A terrible musician.

asshat · 07-02-2009, 07:36 PM

Q: what's an activity 9 out 10 people enjoy?

A: gang rape

Ricochet~kun · 07-06-2009, 03:51 PM

xD
what do you call a black person?

black
... wasnt that obvious?

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 07-23-2009, 04:04 PM

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?

Being raped.

Dr.Seussicide · 07-23-2009, 04:40 PM

That guy's so *** he f**ked a dude

07-02-2009, 10:13 AM	#84 (permalink)
Ricochet~kun SO IS YOUR FACE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the groove Posts: 113	what did the llama do when the woman annoyed it? spat __________________ *ROCK AND ROLL*

07-02-2009, 04:33 PM	#85 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	So a guy named Coreyallen2 signs up for an account on Music Banter.... __________________

07-02-2009, 07:36 PM	#87 (permalink)
asshat king of sex Join Date: May 2009 Location: canada Posts: 331	Q: what's an activity 9 out 10 people enjoy? A: gang rape __________________ Rye Catcher II: Electric Boogaloo http://oldhickory666.blogspot.com/

07-06-2009, 03:51 PM	#88 (permalink)
Ricochet~kun SO IS YOUR FACE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the groove Posts: 113	xD what do you call a black person? black ... wasnt that obvious? __________________ *ROCK AND ROLL*

07-23-2009, 04:40 PM	#90 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	That guy's so * he fked a dude __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

07-02-2009, 03:25 AM	#82 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	A man walks into a bar... However the bar staff are quite busy, and he has to wait a considerable amount of time before being served. I think I've grasped it slightly..

07-02-2009, 03:27 AM	#83 (permalink)
TheCunningStunt love will tear you apart Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Manchester, UK. Posts: 5,107	A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife has just been diagnosed with terminal cancer" . . . What did the man do when he found out his girlfriend was cheating on him? Shot her.

07-23-2009, 04:04 PM	#89 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being raped.