Urban Hat€monger ?

If I had known you were that kinky I would have tried it on months ago

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TumorAttitude

Urban Hatemonger-I've always sort of pictured you fat. I don't feel like looking it up. You're fat in my head. I think I'll stab you to death.
Vegangelica-Listen. Listen carefully. No, stop. Think. Are you thinking clearly? Are you reading this okay?
. . .
Yes? Good. Okay. I'm going to make you eat glass. I'm going to force you to eat glass.
Shake-Gallows. Thats how you're dying. Look them up.
Big3KilledMyRainDog-I'm still scared of getting banned so I'm not going to write it.
Bungalow-I'm going to make you eat lotion. I don't know if that will kill you, but there will be SO MUCH lotion. Like, A TON of it that I'll make you eat.

Shake

Only 90 posts and I'm already recieving death threats. Can ya feel the love??

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storymilo

Fucking kill me already.

TumorAttitude

storymilo-I'm going to cut your leg off, sharpen your thighbone, and stab you with it.
I don't care for shake. I really don't.
So like, did I ever disclaimer this as a really sick joke? I'm not gonna kill anyone. IRL, I don't even kill flies.

Freebase Dali

In real life you're probably just keeping the flies alive because you plan on injecting them into the mouth and lungs of your next victim until suffocation occurs.

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VEGANGELICA

At least glass is vegan.

Awww. So sweet!

I practice "catch and release" of flies myself. It drives my mother-in-law nuts, because as soon as she whips out a swatter, I've got out a clear glass and a piece of paper and soon have that live fly safely out-of-doors. Saving flies (or spiders) is a sure way to annoy those who disagree with veganism. Heh heh. Heh.

In wintertime I face more of a conundrum, though, concerning flies. In winter any fly in the house always hovers around the window, lured toward the sunlight, wanting to fly out toward the sun. This leads to a small ethical dilemma: do I do nothing and let the fly die a slower death due to dehydration/starvation inside the house? OR...do I open the window and let the fly fly out into the subzero Iowan winter to freeze within seconds?

When I was a child I once kept a fly as a pet, so there is always the feed-the-fly option. I've always liked watching them rub their little front legs together and groom their eyeballs.

Perhaps an awful way to kill someone is to innoculate the person's body with the eggs of some of the parasites that exist...you know, the worms that end up floating in your eyeballs, tapeworms that hook on to your guts and siphon out your food, all sorts of mites, larvae of insects that eat flesh. Not a nice way to go. It would be a slow and disturbing death, being consumed from the inside out. Probably quite painful.

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TumorAttitude

Dude, no! What did the flies ever do to deserve that? Seriously, use plastic ones. Victim cannot tell difference. Will feel like flies are alive under pressure of objects in lungs and knoweledge of inevitable death.

Sansa Stark

You never came up with one for me, you mother****er

TumorAttitude

Paloma-PIT OF NEEDLES.