How would you torture (and eventually kill) MB Members?

FETCHER. · 01-25-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Vanilla, kayleigh and Lateralus: Something quick that leaves no scars. Prolly arsenic. Then I do some Frankenstein **** on your corpse and pimp you out to necrophilliacs.

I'm curious to know wither you count us as one person, as a lot of the younger boys, like FaSho, Proggy, etc get counted as one by some people.

I'd kill Urban by tying him to a large pole or something, then set him on fire using his Dr Who collection to throw in his fire.

I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

I'd kill NumberNineDream by making her watch the worlds worst movies while getting stabbed with an HB pencil.

I can't think of anything else decent relevant to members.

Mojo · 01-25-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

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I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.

FETCHER. · 01-25-2010, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens.

I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.

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Originally Posted by mojopinuk

Id just throw a shiny penny across the ground to confuse them. Everyone knows Scots are easily distracted by shiny objects.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-25-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I'd probably only get the odd glasgow kiss which would result in a broken nose in a few places. I could live on though.

I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead

FETCHER. · 01-25-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'd also tattoo 'All Huns Are Poofs' on your forehead

"Dirty orange bastards" would provoke more of a reaction really. I'd definetly die if you tattoo'd that. Undoubtedly.

I'm going to have to add that fat Scottish burd that stays across from you? into the equation, she will be the last thing you see, and I'm going to feed her full of Smirnoff and set her about you.

edit: Why am I always the victim

I'm going to toughen up GRRR.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 01-25-2010, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

I'm curious to know wither you count us as one person, as a lot of the younger boys, like FaSho, Proggy, etc get counted as one by some people.
I'd kill Urban by tying him to a large pole or something, then set him on fire using his Dr Who collection to throw in his fire.

I'd kill Mojopinuk by putting him in a room filled to the brim with ugly ginger scottish men, in kilts and everything scottish, force feeding him haggis until he dies.

I'd kill NumberNineDream by making her watch the worlds worst movies while getting stabbed with an HB pencil.

I can't think of anything else decent relevant to members.

I'm not a misogionist, I'm just super ****ing lazyyyy. And this way, the murder is done, and I make a quick buck.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

I'd tie Kayleigh to a lamppost outside her house in a green & white hooped top & see what happens. That's ok, women who have avatars of other hot women in my experience are usually fat AND ugly.

*examines self* Kinda.

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Originally Posted by Paloma

btw I can't die, I'm not actually a human but a sort of God-lemur hybrid.

Thats TerribleLizard.

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TA - Megan Fox would eat you to death...

WAAAAAANT

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Originally Posted by right-track

Fetch kayleigh...fetch!

Coldhearted bastard.