Someone once said to me

"The sun only has enough power to burn one person a day, right?"

/facepalm

"This **** sucks, listen to some REAL music ***gots.Like blink-182 or Billy Talent, SLIPKNOT.LOOSERS!!!"

Some ******* commenting on a pixies video on youtube. It could have been a joke too, but stupid and inappropriate nonetheless.

Last tuesday...

Teacher: I love these new erasers [magnets that stick to the whiteboard]
Girl: How do they do that?
Teacher: Well what is the board made of?
Girl: White?

Never, ever read through youtube comments unless you want to go into a fit of rage.

In a sound engineering course,

teacher: At first, there is two kind of jack plugs, male and female
student: How do we know the difference between male and female?
teacher: Never studied that in biology?
student: I entered this class because I hate biology!

AAAH !!!

"Hitler's first name was Augustus, right?"

Sounds like the person was jokey joking around.

See my sig.

^ you would think that, they usually ask me "What's Hitler's last name?"

:banghead:

My best friend once asked me "which is bigger the Earth or the Sun?" that day I decided it was the end of our friendship.

A good decision indeed! yikes if your friend was serious btw =/

She was VERY serious!! Cause after I laughed twice in her face, she repeated the question innocently. And when I answered, she continued "And which is bigger, the Earth or the Moon?".

that was kind of the point of no return.

Dumb innocent girls are the best.

And then you walked away, head held high, and knew that a good decision was made on that particular day, haha :D

I did pick a fight with her 5 minutes later on some stupid matter. So she would know there is a problem.

Hahaha, I need sme new friends too...*sighs* lol

I was just reminded of this... my older sister (who was probably at least 18 at the time) tried to convince me that Lebanese was the adjective form of lesbian. Sigh...

^ we do get that a lot. But always from ppl in the US.

yeah, but don't you get it as a joke? She was serious.

Nah, they weren't. :p:

nah, never a joke sadly. So we kinda introduce ourselves now "I'm Lebanese, not Lesbian, Lebanese" kind of a Bond, James Bond thingy.

That's really cool that you're from Lebanon. I had a friend who moved away who was named Mazen, and he was from Lebanon. Do you speak Arabic?

^sure

Sweet. I wish I could speak another language... I just don't put enough effort into it or I'm sure I could

I remembered another class incident:

The teacher is asking each one of us what kind of music we listen to,

Student: I like to listen to classical music, like Celine Dion.

My friend and I were making up words and my ex-boyfriend got really pissed off and told us to stop speaking Spanish in front of him.

o.O

This isn't something someone has said to me that was stupid. But after reading about it and thought it was funny.

NAIROBI (AFP) – Somali pirates attempted to storm the French navy's 18,000 tonne flagship in the Indian Ocean after mistaking it for a cargo vessel, the French military said on Wednesday

friend: whats seabass?
other friend: its a fish.
friend: not its not seabass is the horse.

she meant seabiscuit...

"Didn't Fidel Castro get an artificial rectum?" - Me

It provided many lulz whilst playing apples to apples.

Co-worker 1: Where’s Oklahoma? (Keep in mind, we live in Texas here…)
Co-worker 2: Seriously?
Co-worker 1: Yeah
Co-worker 2: It’s just north of Texas.
Co-worker 1: Well isn’t there a city called Oklahoma?
Co-worker 2: Yeah…Oklahoma City. In Oklahoma.

You should tell them that there's a Kansas City in Missouri and see if it blows their mind.

The 'I have a story about someone stupid' thread
 

Self explanatory, we've all had conversations with people and they just so stupid it's either painful or really funny.

So, let's hear it. Stories where you've come across people that have said mind numbingly stupid things. (From your real life, no quoting forum members that have had blonde moments, because that's just not very nice.)

There's already a thread about this. It's called "Stupid".

The following 3 quotes are from the same friend, and were all said in the same day. Within about the same hour.

"I didn't even know John Lennon was in The Beatles?"

"OMG should we put those swans back in the water? Swans die out of water!" as we were walking through a park where some swans were sitting on the grass.

and finally, one christmas we went the cinema and were on the bus. and we drove past this little santas grotto thing and it had real reindeer outside. This is the conversation that was had:

"aww look at those horses"
me: "no, they're reindeer"
"reindeer aren't real though. god"
me: "no, reindeer are real. this is proven as we're actually looking at four right now"
"no. they're fake, father christmas is fake, so are they"
me: *sigh*

oh god and ALSO, my ex girlfriend and i were in the house alone one night and the electricity went. i was getting my coat to go out to the shop to top they key up, and she was like.

"i need the toilet. be quick!" i was like "take the torch, it wont be that dark in there" and she was like "yeah but i'll feel disgusting because the chain won't flush if the electricty is gone"

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-co...8/mariowtf.jpg

^Lmao. That last one is gold.
Please tell me that led to your break-up xD

Hahahaha.

The reindeer story is great. I take it you had that conversation with a woman? Only a woman could be that dizzy.

/sexism

oh it should've but it didn't! whore was cheating on me haha, so we finished it and stupidly i took her back. but then she done it again and so i finished it for good. life story, sorry.

and yeah michael (haha!) it was with a girl. who'da thunk it :p:

i just remembered my friend jade was telling me about her housemate who was like "why have i never seen the apocalypse?" D: why are these people even real?

-_-

I have one that takes the really raises the stupid stakes... someone actually said on Facebook "Do Babys need a passport or do they go on there mothers ???"