Dumb Laws (quote)

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 03-04-2005, 11:54 AM

Hey, I found this site the other day and some of the laws on here are so stupid I dont think they could actually be true... Anyone know for sure?

http://www.dumblaws.com/

Soundgardener · 03-04-2005, 03:21 PM

I like the law were it is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there...

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 03-04-2005, 03:29 PM

"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal."

"Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street."

"The molestation of trash cans is banned."

"It is considered an offense to shower naked."

"Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers."

Theres no way this stuff can be true.. Is there ?

spearmint · 03-04-2005, 05:07 PM

Oh no, they're all true, my brother got arrested for showering naked????

Oh I'm sure they're all true just depends where the laws are inforced, it wouldn't be illegal walk down a street if you were ugly. as long as you had a bag on your head. (Showering naked is clearly just in public?) Why anyone want to have sexual relations with a porcupine is beyond me. But it's only illegal if you get caught, and it'd be hard to explain that one. Surely though molestering a trash can is common? but really I hope they're real, it'd really clear up the streets from those ugly naked wet guys who like the company of porcupines

ragis · 03-06-2005, 04:39 AM

well in mexico between 2 and 4 any 1 over 18 has to have a nap thats the law election i whant to b in some gye just stands up like yeah im really draging ass between 2 and 4 so can that b made nap time and nobody said no is the cool thing

dirt mcgirt · 03-06-2005, 11:33 AM

yo, how come yall can have sex when you 16, but you cant watch that sh*t on video until you 18 son? if yo aint allowed to watch that sh*t until you 18, then 16 year olds should have to shut their eyes while they f*cking their bitch, naamean? i did that sh*t wif my eyes closed once son. ended up puttin it in da wrong hole.

Sneer · 03-06-2005, 11:40 AM

hehe

jesus · 03-06-2005, 12:57 PM

It is illegal to molest butterflies.

uhhhh......

MooseyDoom777 · 03-06-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soundgardener

I like the law were it is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there...

Ooops. It's off to jail with me.

03-04-2005, 11:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Dumb Laws Hey, I found this site the other day and some of the laws on here are so stupid I dont think they could actually be true... Anyone know for sure? http://www.dumblaws.com/ __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

03-04-2005, 03:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal." "Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street." "The molestation of trash cans is banned." "It is considered an offense to shower naked." "Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers." Theres no way this stuff can be true.. Is there ? __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

03-04-2005, 05:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
spearmint Everything's eventual Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Norwich, england Posts: 173	Oh no, they're all true, my brother got arrested for showering naked???? Oh I'm sure they're all true just depends where the laws are inforced, it wouldn't be illegal walk down a street if you were ugly. as long as you had a bag on your head. (Showering naked is clearly just in public?) Why anyone want to have sexual relations with a porcupine is beyond me. But it's only illegal if you get caught, and it'd be hard to explain that one. Surely though molestering a trash can is common? but really I hope they're real, it'd really clear up the streets from those ugly naked wet guys who like the company of porcupines __________________ Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for sega

03-06-2005, 11:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	hehe __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

03-06-2005, 04:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
ragis Groupie Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10	well in mexico between 2 and 4 any 1 over 18 has to have a nap thats the law election i whant to b in some gye just stands up like yeah im really draging ass between 2 and 4 so can that b made nap time and nobody said no is the cool thing

03-06-2005, 11:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
dirt mcgirt lift ya skirt Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: brooklyn zoo, what? Posts: 194	yo, how come yall can have sex when you 16, but you cant watch that sht on video until you 18 son? if yo aint allowed to watch that sht until you 18, then 16 year olds should have to shut their eyes while they fcking their bitch, naamean? i did that sht wif my eyes closed once son. ended up puttin it in da wrong hole.