The Confessional Thread

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

I don't know what y'all are talking about, my poops are smooth as butter.

i eat a lot of cashew nuts so mine are like shattered glass

[Mr. Charlie]

Haha.

[WWWP]

[butthead aka 216]

if i like a dump too much i feel kinda gay

had some weird dumps lately cause of energy drinks

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

I hate when the poo is so hard and large that it rips a tear of your ******* and it ends up bleeding.

Originally Posted by Cheese

And it feels like it's attached to your intestinal tract and the whole thing is coming out with it

You people need some bran in your lives.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

You people need some bran in your lives.

I live on opiates, it clogs me up. I have been eating lots of strawberries though. I'll buy some more fruit this week.

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

if i like a dump too much i feel kinda gay

Weird. All I ever feel is the blissful relief of sending that evil stinking mess to Bromley

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

You people need some bran in your lives.

My grandparents ate bran.............They're dead now

[djchameleon]

ya'll need Jesus

and Fiber!

[Cheese]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

ya'll need Jesus

Yep guaranteed to irritate the sh*t out of you