I recently started using the phrase 'my dude with the boobs' to refer to female friends, and think it's the coolest phrase ever.

I'm pretty sure that never interacting with anyone in my family again would bring me virtually no sadness. I'm a horrible person.

Not even dude. I can totally relate to that, my family drives me fucking crazy and it's only 4 other people. Every time I try and get away from them they pull me back in. Some people are just black sheep, ain't no shame or badness about it.

I'm waiting for most of my family to die before I write my memoir.

Aww that isn't much fun. You should do it while they are alive and self publish it.

ftfy.

ftfy.

I have no self control. After my rent clears ill have 19.64$ in my bank. 7$ in the wallet. Went to Safeway to get groceries. Came home wiith 40$ worth of booze and 15$ worth of veggies. More than you'll think as far as veggies are concerned but still. I mean **** it. Been drinking all day. I'm 22 supposedly so I got time. I know what I wAnt AND I know how to get it. So what if I sometimes get homicidally angry or suicidally deprssed when I drink sometimes? Last time I had the chance to kill someone who rightfully deserved at the least a shanking I let him go by f his shirt but kept chasing him til I got jumped by his bros. Clearly I'm just dramatic sometimes when blitzed. Ain't no thing.

It's a FIDLAR night. Either me or someone I mert will get hurt before the .3rd of June.

get yourself together, man.