Awkward social situations

TheCunningStunt · 10-28-2010, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by loveissucide

I had very little self-confidence until the age of 18, and I determined I only would with someone I really liked.When I did get a girlfriend, she didn't feel ready to and truth be told neither did I.However she dumped me on Monday, and I basically went on the piss and ended up pulling last night.Hence the never bothering to learn how to use a johnny.

What happened when you couldn't use the condom?
What did she do/say?
I need to know more about this awkward situation!

loveissucide · 10-28-2010, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

What happened when you couldn't use the condom?
What did she do/say?
I need to know more about this awkward situation!

Well,it took the passion out of the situation somewhat.

TheCunningStunt · 10-28-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by loveissucide

Well,it took the passion out of the situation somewhat.

I was expected more of an interesting story.

FETCHER. · 10-30-2010, 09:52 AM

Speaking to a really funny hot guy. And you laugh, and a greener comes out. I would like to die if this ever happened to me again...

The Fascinating Turnip · 10-30-2010, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

Speaking to a really funny hot guy. And you laugh, and a greener comes out. I would like to die if this ever happened to me again...

Oh it was fine...

jackhammer · 10-30-2010, 07:09 PM

I have regaled this tale before but on my best friends wedding night, his wife turned around and said that I could talk her into bed anyday.

Just as well I have known her for a few years and him around 25 years.

I didn't know whether to ask for a 3some or act even more drunk than usual. I chose the latter.

Kaimon · 10-31-2010, 01:08 AM

Being in a car ride with someone and neither of you talk, so the only thing either of you can do is look out your window in eerie silence :/. Even with the car radio filling in for it, it's still just plain uncomfortable, so I usually just resort to feigning sleep.

downwardspiral · 10-31-2010, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

speaking to a really funny hot guy. And you laugh, and a greener comes out. I would like to die if this ever happened to me again...

amazing.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 10-31-2010, 05:11 AM

getting caught out lying is on my list of awkwardness.

MoonlitSunshine · 10-31-2010, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

getting caught out lying is on my list of awkwardness.

I'd agree there. Or when you mishear what someone said to you, and you end up saying something that you thought they knew but they actually didn't and you really weren't meant to tell them...

10-30-2010, 07:09 PM	#136 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I have regaled this tale before but on my best friends wedding night, his wife turned around and said that I could talk her into bed anyday. Just as well I have known her for a few years and him around 25 years. I didn't know whether to ask for a 3some or act even more drunk than usual. I chose the latter. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

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Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	getting caught out lying is on my list of awkwardness. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

10-31-2010, 01:08 AM	#137 (permalink)
Kaimon Talking Cactus Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Freebirds Posts: 201	Being in a car ride with someone and neither of you talk, so the only thing either of you can do is look out your window in eerie silence :/. Even with the car radio filling in for it, it's still just plain uncomfortable, so I usually just resort to feigning sleep.