Awkward social situations

~~Dirty~~ · 12-08-2010, 08:47 AM

Put up a please flush sign.

I've forgot before and it kinda is irritating to have someone tell you to 'please flush' in person... Cause it's like obviously it was an accident, I didn't purposely not do it to piss someone off. it's not the biggest deal ever, just pull the lever on the side. It's not like you have to step in it or taste it or anything

Insane Guest · 12-08-2010, 08:50 AM

But theres something about looking at someone elses turd when I first walk in. It's not that big of a deal, but is it really accidental if it becomes a habit. It's only 5 seconds of your time. It's a slap to the face to the next person, flush my turd.

**Janszoon** · 12-08-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty

It's not like you have to step in it or taste it or anything

Damn, I wish I had known that sooner.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-08-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by kayleigh.

The kiss on the cheek during a hug is sooooooo awkward man. Or when you say "i love you" to a male friend who takes it the wrong way...

As a male saying it to a female friend it's also awkward sometimes. I'm pretty jokey with both my male and female friends and sometimes I forget that some girls take pal-ing around as flirting.

FETCHER. · 12-08-2010, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Damn, I wish I had known that sooner.

@conan, yeah I know what you mean. I'm quite grateful that I have more male friends than female and mostly can joke around like my guy mates do, not in a manly way or anything, can just join in. Yesterday a boy im good friends with said love you as he was leaving my car, and i just kinda froze n said "you too". I know he didnt mean it that way at all, i just dont like saying it to anyone other than family and a few friends unless its in the context above

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s_k · 12-08-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Conan

How about going in for a hug while the other person doesn't?

Very awkward. Hasn't happened to me so far. I usually ask when I'm in doubt. So far turned out fine.

I once ran towards a girl from a pretty great distance.
I'd known her for over 7 years via the Internet and met her at a music festival. I couldn't stop myself but the moment I started to run I thought 'what am I doing?'. Wel she started running too at the same moment and we hugged eachother, of course. I told her about the running that just kind of happened to me and she told me the exact same thing happened to her at that very moment. Sweet

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Originally Posted by Dirty

It's more awkward just the fact that a girl is saying that to a guy friend. Puts the guy in an awkward spot. Girls, quit saying it. It's stupid.

Euh, all my female friends tell me they love me now and then. And the other way around, of course.
If this gets you in an awkward situation you probably should talk about your relation with the girl a bit more. Might help

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Please keep saying it girls, at least to me

zachsd · 12-09-2010, 01:14 AM

I had a brief text conversation the other day with a girl I know that ended up being pretty awkward:

Her: What's Up?
Me: My dick. What about you?

She never texted me back. Girls really cant take jokes I guess. I thought it was really clever too.

TheCunningStunt · 12-09-2010, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by zachsd

I had a brief text conversation the other day with a girl I know that ended up being pretty awkward:

Her: What's Up?
Me: My dick. What about you?

She never texted me back. Girls really cant take jokes I guess. I thought it was really clever too.

She probably inserted her phone into her vagina and it must've got lost or something.

It's the only explanation.

zachsd · 12-09-2010, 01:27 AM

Ok cool, glad that's been sorted out. Hm, that must mean a lot of girls are walking around with cell phones in their vaginas....interesting. I guess that's my signature, marking my territory if you will.

MoonlitSunshine · 12-09-2010, 07:28 AM

you should try ringing her, she might have her phone on vibrate.

12-09-2010, 01:14 AM	#197 (permalink)
zachsd Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 347	I had a brief text conversation the other day with a girl I know that ended up being pretty awkward: Her: What's Up? Me: My dick. What about you? She never texted me back. Girls really cant take jokes I guess. I thought it was really clever too. __________________ lastfm rym

12-09-2010, 01:27 AM	#199 (permalink)
zachsd Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 347	Ok cool, glad that's been sorted out. Hm, that must mean a lot of girls are walking around with cell phones in their vaginas....interesting. I guess that's my signature, marking my territory if you will. __________________ lastfm rym

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MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	you should try ringing her, she might have her phone on vibrate. __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

12-08-2010, 08:47 AM	#191 (permalink)
~~Dirty~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: USA Posts: 981	Put up a please flush sign. I've forgot before and it kinda is irritating to have someone tell you to 'please flush' in person... Cause it's like obviously it was an accident, I didn't purposely not do it to piss someone off. it's not the biggest deal ever, just pull the lever on the side. It's not like you have to step in it or taste it or anything

12-08-2010, 08:50 AM	#192 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	But theres something about looking at someone elses turd when I first walk in. It's not that big of a deal, but is it really accidental if it becomes a habit. It's only 5 seconds of your time. It's a slap to the face to the next person, flush my turd.