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Old 01-03-2017, 09:32 PM   #2311 (permalink)
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Self-deprecating humor from the almighty himself.. Where's Chula? He needs to see the humility this cold has bestowed in you.
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:33 PM   #2312 (permalink)
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Technically I self defecate hours after I suck myself off. Nothing new.
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:33 PM   #2313 (permalink)
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He was bragging.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:35 PM   #2314 (permalink)
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He has to break Guinness records for body contortions just so his lips can graze the very tip of his little wee-wee.
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and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 01-03-2017, 09:37 PM   #2315 (permalink)
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Said the guy who's like, two feet tall. Body proportions typically remain constant from part to part.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:21 PM   #2316 (permalink)
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Said the guy who's like, two feet tall. Body proportions typically remain constant from part to part.
I'm sure Chula will soon tell us just how massive his wang is and it will be totally true and have nothing to do with Jimmy Page.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:28 PM   #2317 (permalink)
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I'm sure Chula will soon tell us just how massive his wang is and it will be totally true.
Not massive but above average in length and extremely impressive in girth.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:30 PM   #2318 (permalink)
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I'm sure Chula will soon tell us just how massive his wang is and it will be totally true and have nothing to do with Jimmy Page.
Nailed it.
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Old 01-03-2017, 10:48 PM   #2319 (permalink)
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Maybe 2017 will be the year only assholes die.
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Old 01-05-2017, 10:15 AM   #2320 (permalink)
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ARRRGGHHH! Just ****ing STOP IT, will you, Grim Reaper!

Leia AND Richard Adams (writer of Watership Down) on the same ****ing day??? You're pushing me, 2016! Just ****ing END already!!!!

Edit: Ok, now I look, he was 96, so, you know...
But somewhere a family of rabbits is crying.
And me too. Watership Down is one of my favourite books. A few years ago, I wrote to him and he sent me an autographed picture.
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