The Rest in Peace Thread (RIP)

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Here's my ticket out. Will crawl into a dumpster, call the cops and tell them where to find me, and the gun. And then BLAM. I'll be dead before I hear the shot or feel any pain.

Bruh, go post in the gun thread.

[The Batlord]

And why call the cops? If a patrol car was close enough they could legit stop you and then it's a 24-hour stay in the psych ward. Have you ever shot yourself? Do you honestly think you'd have the balls to do it without a big, long, drawn out, bitch cry? And wouldn't it be hilarious to let no one know and scare the hell out of the poor kid who had to take out the trash behind the Pizza Hut?

[[MERIT]]

Or how about we don't off ourselves and whoever lives the longest wins?

[Frownland]

What's the prize?

[The Batlord]

Originally Posted by Frownland

What's the prize?

Induction into ZOG.

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by Frownland

What's the prize?

Every time someone dies, the remaining people get to split the possessions of the deceased?

[[MERIT]]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Induction into ZOG.

How is that a prize? Also #ISeeWhatYouDidThere

[Frownland]

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Every time someone dies, the remaining people get to split the possessions of the deceased?

That's a profitable model, where do I sign up? Oh, given that there's a no murdering each other clause.

[OccultHawk]

Originally Posted by The Batlord

And why call the cops? If a patrol car was close enough they could legit stop you and then it's a 24-hour stay in the psych ward. Have you ever shot yourself? Do you honestly think you'd have the balls to do it without a big, long, drawn out, bitch cry? And wouldn't it be hilarious to let no one know and scare the hell out of the poor kid who had to take out the trash behind the Pizza Hut?

Someone would still have to clean out the dumpster. They can’t legally just take a corpse to the dump. After your corpse is removed they still have to spray down and maybe even collect the skull fragments and gray matter as toxic waste.

[grindy]

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Someone would still have to clean out the dumpster. They can’t legally just take a corpse to the dump. After your corpse is removed they still have to spray down and maybe even collect the skull fragments and gray matter as toxic waste.

Yeah. Dick move.