Masturbation Appreciation Thread

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Just you try. I'll infract you right back, I aint no WHORE I'm a HOE!

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Just you try. I'll infract you right back, I aint no WHORE I'm a HOE!

I have ribbed infractions, for your pleasure.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

OoOooo...infract me all night long...

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Conan

Can anybody say anything about a thread without the "YOU CAME INTO IT YOU CAN LEAVE" argument being thrown at them? It's a silly thread that I don't feel needs to be closed because it doesn't break any rules but one that I personally find unnecessary. I came into the thread (<--- Lol.) to reply to the post about Bin Laden and the post about pornography when in a relationship, so it's not like I even came into the thread (<--- Lol.) just to say it's dumb. Which I would have anyway because I'm allowed to have a mother****ing opinion.

Oh you are entitled to your opinion but it just seems silly for you to make statements like you are disgusted by a thread that you could have clearly avoided. You decided to torture yourself with the disgust of this filthy thread
that you are so above.

Originally Posted by Conan

Oh. Shame on me.

I don't get why you are demonizing porn like it's such a bad thing

Originally Posted by Conan

That's why a lot of couples make tapes of themselves I'm assuming.

Yes but even when in a couple some females are too much of a prude and are uncomfortable with the idea of being taped for fear of it being used against them in the future like they are going to be some big shot. PFFFT.

Originally Posted by Conan

Isn't part of being in a committed relationship with somebody saying "f*** that, you're the only one I want to be with"? That's how it is with me and how it is with many, many married people (and yes, believe it or not there are at least some marriages between responsible people that actually last).

Maybe you aren't trying to say this by the whole responsible dig are you trying to say that couples that are into swinging aren't responsible? I feel like couples that are into open relationships are more in love and have more trust of their partners to be able to allow their partner to have someone else purely for sexual pleasure and they trust them to not get attached to the sexual one nighter. There is a special kind of love that exists when this is achieved.

Originally Posted by Conan

The whole thing is, "natural" or not, monogamy is sought by people today because they want a life partner, someone who won't betray them, someone who they can put full trust and faith in. Sex is part of this. Monogamous people trust that their partners won't go around banging anything that walks. That's because all of the love and passion and romanticism and lust of one partner are entrusted to the other, forming a bond and yoking the two together in a beautiful display of human compassion. They belong to each other, and set aside their lust for others so as to demonstrate their love for one another. It's all in the spirit of self-sacrifice and it strengthens the trust between the two that they'll never love another.

aww how cute. It doesn't seem like you've ever made it out of the puppy love phase of a relationship or maybe you are just a hopeless romantic.

Originally Posted by Conan

By not watching porn when you're in a relationship with somebody, it demonstrates that you can control your biological lust for others and focus on the person who you love.

wow I can't even.....I'll just leave it at I disagree with that whole statement.

Originally Posted by Conan

I'm not promoting this view over yours or saying that this is a better way to live, it's just the reason I personally don't watch porn when I'm committed to somebody (I even don't watch it to begin with) and why I'm assuming some women feel the same way.

Whatever, I'm just a romantic who believes in stupid things.

I have a friend that says this type of crap and pretends to think that he understands females on their level just to bang them. In my circle of friends we have nicknamed him Venus FlyTrap but he likes to be called Trap. He plays this role very well the emotional , romantic type and he executes it very well. I don't agree with his methods but whatever works. I'm not saying this to say that you are disingenuous or insincere. I'm just making an observation and making a comment about how it relates to me.

[Farfisa]

[crash_override]

I like to jerk it at least 4 times per week.

I actually just jerked it this morning before work. I sure do miss having access to porn at my fingertips, so I've been going off of the wank bank for a few months now.

I guess it's weird that I jerk with my left hand even though I'm usually right handed, call me a product of the internet age (ever try to work a mouse with you left hand?), but it works.

I'm a fan of masturbation, it's a glorious thing really.

[djchameleon]

If more people masturbated the depression rate would be lower and there would probably be less wars/conflicts overall.

[Howard the Duck]

Originally Posted by crash_override

I like to jerk it at least 4 times per week.

I actually just jerked it this morning before work. I sure do miss having access to porn at my fingertips, so I've been going off of the wank bank for a few months now.

I guess it's weird that I jerk with my left hand even though I'm usually right handed, call me a product of the internet age (ever try to work a mouse with you left hand?), but it works.

I'm a fan of masturbation, it's a glorious thing really.

i jerk off every day of the week

[djchameleon]

Originally Posted by Il Duce

i jerk off every day of the week

that seems like the norm or at least I thought it was.

It's weird to hear about people that have it differently. One person I know of only does it like 3 times in a month.

I'm like waaaah? that's madness.

Maybe if she did it more, she'd be less uptight all the time.

[Farfisa]

Originally Posted by djchameleon

that seems like the norm or at least I thought it was.

It's weird to hear about people that have it differently. One person I know of only does it like 3 times in a month.

I'm like waaaah? that's madness.

Maybe if she did it more, she'd be less uptight all the time.

A lot girls seem to have less of a sex drive than most men. I do know women who masterbate more than the average guy though, so I think it's just a matter of hormones. I was told testosterone is the culprit behind a person's sex drive (as women have a little in their bodies too). So it seems only logical that guys would be more into sex than women.