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Old 04-14-2005, 05:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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lol satchmo
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Old 04-15-2005, 04:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What was the first thing that Jesus said when they removed the nails from his hands to take him down off the cross?



The feet! The feet!
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Old 04-15-2005, 10:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by .angie.
something to the effect of: if you are paddling your canoe in a dessert and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

-five because ice cream cones dont have bones.. ah, my friends are crazy
I've heard "Why are monkeys blue? 'Cause ice cream has know bones!"
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Old 04-16-2005, 05:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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OK this isnt a joke but a riddle....

Imagin you in a boat with a leak in it. (yes you are in water, the middle of an ocean) there are sharks circeling around you. (you dont want to dye) How do you get out alive?? (there is a way)
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Old 04-16-2005, 06:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
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well whats the answer damn it
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Old 04-16-2005, 09:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I would say, plug the hole and keep goin'....but it can't be that easy....
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Old 04-17-2005, 01:24 AM   #17 (permalink)
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you don't want to dye your hair or to die in the ocean? i'm confused...
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Old 04-17-2005, 01:25 AM   #18 (permalink)
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and the answer: put the sharks in the boat and you scare them while being in the water. it does make sense if you think about it....

ok it doesn't...
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Old 04-17-2005, 10:37 AM   #19 (permalink)
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the answer is so simple
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Old 04-17-2005, 11:29 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Act like a shark?
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