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03-16-2012, 02:45 AM
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Juicious Maximus III
Join Date: Nov 2008
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I absolutely hate phantom poops which (to me) is when you go to the toilet and find someone's already done a nr. 2 there without flushing it down. When you confront potential perpetrators, everyone will deny they gave birth to the shit. It's a phantom poop because by their logic, it must've been laid by a ghost.
Many years ago, I used to live with a bunch of mates and the first time I saw a phantom poop in the toilet, I screamed and wildly complained. Of course my mates thought my reaction was hilarious and so the phantom poops kept showing up. Awful!
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03-16-2012, 03:21 AM
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Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Ewwww they are so rank. I think seeing urine is just as gross. I have seen orange urine, blood stained urine, bubbly urine...FLUSH the damn toilet people!
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03-16-2012, 03:35 AM
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Live by the Sword
Join Date: Jan 2011
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my poo is quite normal today
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03-16-2012, 04:09 AM
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Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
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I've had diarrhea all day.
 It feels like my asshole is on fire, at this point. I think it's probably the stomach virus my mother had a few days ago. I'm kind of queasy, too. At this point, it's just like brown, liquid fire.
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03-16-2012, 04:11 AM
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Make it so
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That's not good!
I made the mistake of looking at the rate my poo website, ick so disgusting! I only like my own massive prize winning poo.
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03-16-2012, 04:34 AM
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Al Dente
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03-16-2012, 07:58 AM
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Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Hahaha phantom jobbies that reminds me of when me and my sister always laugh about ghost shites, when you've done a jobbie and there's no trace of it. Ie it's went round the U bend and when you wipe there's nothing there
 as if you hadn't done a shit at all.Jaggy jobbies are bad news too.
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03-16-2012, 08:00 AM
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Live by the Sword
Join Date: Jan 2011
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ya,, i know the feeling
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08-11-2013, 01:57 AM
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Music Addict
Join Date: Aug 2013
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Wow! What a topic!! The Phanastasio, I have brown baby boys just when I soothe down after slaving away at the job, which might mean twice or three times a week only. I wish I did this twice a day!! It's impossible when I'm burnt-out after a tough day -or even week- at the job. At times I can't till Friday. On top of that, I have to wait for my g/f to drop off: she's got an uncanny aversion to all this: for her it's a taboo subject. I'm still inhibited from making gravy in there by her presence: something I must work out, and seriously.
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