The discuss your poo deposits thread

[Mr. Charlie]

Bleeding bum ain't good.

[Sequoioideae]

All this talk of poop is making my branches horny.

[Mr. Charlie]

Branches?

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Branches?

Trees don't have penises.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Bleeding bum ain't good.

Nope, I had some serious blood the other day. I need to eat more fruit. It's better than having diarrhoea though.

[Mr. Charlie]

Originally Posted by Sequoioideae

Trees don't have penises.

Can they have knotty holes?

I knew a south african girl who used to hug trees. She was like a real life fairy, long blonde hair, always wore white dresses, always barefoot, very pretty and incredibly effeminate. She was nuts. Albeit in a beautiful way.

[Mr. Charlie]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Nope, I had some serious blood the other day. I need to eat more fruit. It's better than having diarrhoea though.

Haha. Quite. Diarrhoea is horrible.

[Sequoioideae]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

I knew a south african girl who used to hug trees. She was like a real life fairy, long blonde hair, always wore white dresses, always barefoot, very pretty and incredibly effeminate. She was nuts. Albeit in a beautiful way.

Can you introduce me?

[Mr. Charlie]

I don't know where she is anymore.

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Can they have knotty holes?

I knew a south african girl who used to hug trees. She was like a real life fairy, long blonde hair, always wore white dresses, always barefoot, very pretty and incredibly effeminate. She was nuts. Albeit in a beautiful way.

That wasn't Flower Child was it?