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Old 02-11-2013, 06:13 PM   #141 (permalink)
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Demodex skin mites live on sebum (facial oil). Most adults have one or two per square centimeter of facial skin. They live in your facial pores and hair follicles around your eyebrows and eye lashes. They crawl around your face at night to mate then return to your pores to lay their eggs and die. They have no anus so release all their faeces at once in your pores after death.
I'm usually shitfaced before I fall asleep, so no real change here.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:30 PM   #142 (permalink)
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I have never really been to a hospital as a patient but i can't imagine ever being okay with a blood test. Call me a pussy I just don't like needles, or blood.
Needles like that aren't bad at all. Try getting a lumbar puncture. Bigger gauge needle being pushed into your lower spine.
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Old 02-11-2013, 06:56 PM   #143 (permalink)
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Getting away from the piss theme.

Paul Simonon of The Clash was the first live person other than the Queen to be photographed and put on the front of a Royal Mail stamp. The rules Royal Mail had at the time were that to be on a stamp you either had to be a reigning monarch or dead.

It happened when Royal Mail issued a collection of album cover stamps of which London Calling was one of them and nobody noticed. The rules have since been changed & living people can now be featured on a stamp.


This is really cool.

Anyway here's one: Brian Eno created the Windows 95 start up music.

Edit: also, there is a "fandom" for the Columbine murderers and James Holmes. The Columbine fandom writes smutty fanfic. Wtf....

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Old 02-11-2013, 07:10 PM   #144 (permalink)
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Needles like that aren't bad at all. Try getting a lumbar puncture. Bigger gauge needle being pushed into your lower spine.
Y'see, that kinda **** would not go down well in mah hood, hood meaning my self, I would either look for an alternate testing method that didn't invovle being stabbed in the spine with a massive ****ing needle, or just say ****it. Although if i really needed to i guess I would just bite the bullet.
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:03 PM   #145 (permalink)
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Thank you in advance for making me think about bugs fucking on my face while I'm trying to sleep tonight.
At least someone's making love juice on my face.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:02 PM   #146 (permalink)
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I have never really been to a hospital as a patient but i can't imagine ever being okay with a blood test. Call me a pussy I just don't like needles, or blood.
You're not a pussy, you are completely normal. I think a lot of people would agree with you.

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That is so gross!
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:21 PM   #147 (permalink)
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My conscious and subconscious are always battling each other. Once, my sister needed stitches and I wanted to stay in the room and watch them do it. Once they cleared away the blood, you could see her skull...consciously I was thinking "Damn...that's kinda cool" but subconsciously I guess I was thinking "Fuuuuuuuuckkk"...

All of the sudden I noticed I felt like I needed to puke and I blew chunks all over the place.
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Old 02-12-2013, 05:44 PM   #148 (permalink)
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My conscious and subconscious are always battling each other. Once, my sister needed stitches and I wanted to stay in the room and watch them do it. Once they cleared away the blood, you could see her skull...consciously I was thinking "Damn...that's kinda cool" but subconsciously I guess I was thinking "Fuuuuuuuuckkk"...

All of the sudden I noticed I felt like I needed to puke and I blew chunks all over the place.
Y'know what would have happened to me in that circumstance.

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Old 02-13-2013, 09:31 AM   #149 (permalink)
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When Tom Hardy played Bane in The Dark Knight Rises, he needed to wear three inch heels so that he could stand at the height of Christian Bale and look him in the eye.

I also remember a similar story where Uma Thurman had to stand eye to eye with Danny Devito, so they dug a three foot hole for her to stand in while they did that scene. I don't know what movie it was, though.

EDIT: I think that it was called Be Cool.
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There are more bacteria on your tongue than there are people in the world.

If the population of China walked past you in a single file line, the line would never end due to the rate of reproduction.

There are more honour roll students in India than there are students in America.
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