The WTF??? thread

[GuD]

Originally Posted by Dayvan Cowboy

once i was walking home from school and this naked guy with nothing but bunny ears on yelled "COME OVER HERE FOR SOME LOVINS" and now i am afraid to take that shortcut home. he was.... hairy. and had the saggiest balls i have every seen.

She got lucky, it could've been worse but being sexually harassed and afraid to enter a part of your hometown is harm whether you're willing to accept that for the fact that it is or not.

[Sansa Stark]

[GuD]

I'm kinda surprised Rezz didn't beat you to it.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I'm kinda surprised Rezz didn't beat you to it.

Yea I just saw the post, I am slipping. Need to stop going out.

[Sansa Stark]

Mines different tho I gave it a transparent bg! kiekiekie

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Mines different tho I gave it a transparent bg! kiekiekie

bro I already rebookmarked your new one.

[Key]

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

This is getting silly. I laugh at a 2 line story, a story where no real harm was mentioned, and it spawns 3, 4 pages of shock, gasps and judgements.

Welcome to MusicBanter.

[ladyislingering]

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

@Lady,

That's some pretty appalling stuff right there, you work with and around some degenerate ass mother****ers and not the cool kinds either.

Customers and coworkers are very alike sometimes, both in the way that some of them are just pieces of shit with deplorable behavior.

Spoiler for drunk deli guy story:

I used to work with this one guy who was an alcoholic. He worked in the deli area of my store, and one afternoon (sometime before Christmas, but after Thanksgiving) he was going on a drunken rampage (loudly) in the break room about how all he needed was liquor and a blow-up doll.

Spoiler for white supremacist assclown story:

At my last job, there were posters in my department depicting an integrated group of friends having their picture taken (I worked in a print shop) and I never thought anything of it, because it's normal to anyone who isn't a white supremacist asshole.

Until one day, when a customer approached me and asked "where are all the white people?" I was remarkably confused, and he pointed to the poster (two african american women and an asian woman) and then continued to say "you never used to see these orientals everywhere. You just don't see many white people in these stores anymore!"

I was completely speechless. I honestly did not know what to say to this guy. Then he said "Oh, I get it - the white people are taking the picture because they have realjobs!"

I told him my computers were down because I couldn't see myself tolerating him for the duration of his project.

Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie

Can I see how someone could show their dick to a kid in a non-sexually predative way, a humorous way even? Yes, I can. Especially when rabbit ears are introduced.

Because it's totally hilarious to just whip your junk out in front of a kid. Yeah, great idea. Let an already confusing/disturbing facet of human existence (at that point in their life, they don't have the level of comfort or maturity to handle your unsightly penis) and scar them for life. They won't recoil in horror. Of course not.

It's just not cool to be whipping your dick out on anyone who hasn't given their consent to wanting to see it (or do anything else with it). If you need that explained to you and you still don't get it, you're probably a sexual predator.

[Paul Smeenus]

I guess that you are SO MORALLY BANKRUPT that you really don't get it. I'll break it down for you

Most human beings are opposed to strange men exposing themselves to, well anyone really but ESPECIALLY minors (minors means someone that cannot legally live on their own and must live under the supervision of an adult parent or guardian). Even worse is attempting to lure this minor into a home or vehicle or anywhere that would offer the offending predatory adult the privacy they need to violate said minor. This is why in just about ANY civilization in the world, there are felony laws against such behavior. I realize this is difficult to grasp in the world of how-can-we-possibly-know-a-naked-man-attempting-to-lure-a-minor-is-a-sexual-predator, but try to get your head wrapped around that. It's what almost everyone else feels.

Additionally, DC is someone that, in addition to being a minor, is someone who almost everyone here thinks highly of, so when she told her story that, aside from describing a pair of bunny ears (which gives me the idea that bank robbers should stop wearing ski masks and start sporting bunny ears, then all the bank tellers will go "aww isn't that cute" when the robber shoves the barrel of a gun into their face, and all will be forgiven when the robbers speed off with their haul because, well, lookit the bunny ears), told us that she was now scared to walk home from school, you fecking LAUGHED. And those of us that like DC (again almost everyone here) would tend to be offended at that kind of callousness to our friend's scary experience. I'm sure it's difficult to comprehend the concept of caring about someone, but again try.

In addition to all that, while few in this board have kids of their own (most are too young), any parent that learned of the type of lewd conduct with their own minor children would be FURIOUS upon hearing of it. I don't have kids of my own but I have two nephews, a niece, and my GF has two young children and a young adult daughter who was this age just a few short years ago. I would have to calm myself down from finding the guy and physically ripping him limb from limb for something like that. At a minimum I would do everything in my power to prevent the offending adult from doing it to anyone else's kids.

And ANYONE that thinks it's EVER possibly acceptable to expose themselves to kids in any way shape or form....well I just couldn't be more disgusted.

[Dr_Rez]