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Old 03-09-2016, 06:35 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Sounds like a fun time to me.
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Old 03-09-2016, 06:59 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Assuming he didn't stop.
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Old 03-09-2016, 07:19 PM   #53 (permalink)
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So it wasn't fun?
The blue balls and massive embarrassment were not fun, no
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Old 03-09-2016, 09:02 PM   #54 (permalink)
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May I just say, your new avi is the dankest of all memes.
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Old 03-09-2016, 09:32 PM   #55 (permalink)
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So, are you saying you didn't finish?
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Old 03-15-2016, 11:01 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Well I was in school and sometimes I really get the urge and I was thinking about this one really cute girl so I had to do it, and I asked to go to the bathroom and instead of going to the bathroom I went in a stall to go flog the log and some kid ended up looking over the stall looking at me...
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Old 01-15-2018, 05:37 PM   #57 (permalink)
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This is embarrassing but i thought maybe someone would enjoy this. One day my mom had told me to go outside and find something to do, well after and hour of doing pretty much nothing it starts to rain and i go in this little shack we have behind our house and for some reason i start to get horny and i pull it out and get to work well my dog comes over and starts licking my thang and i get so caught up in the moment i didnt realize my mom had come out to the back and she was watching me my heart stopped and i tried to cover my boner, I never have been able to live that day down....it felt amazing by the way
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Old 01-15-2018, 06:00 PM   #58 (permalink)
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So I take it you've been caught exactly 101 times?
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So I take it you've been caught exactly 101 times?
If that's the case, I think he should change his username to "Caught"101.
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If that's the case, I think he should change his username to "Caught"101.
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