:D

What do they do? Give us a story Frown.

We're trying to standardize email signatures right now, and one guy doesn't want his name in the signature because he thinks his name is an identity question for his wife's bank account and for the love of god that information can't be passed around. Oh, I should probably mentioned that our company emails are formatted as "firstname.lastname@companyname.com"...

Another goodie that's not exactly paranoia. I assist with the brokers' facebook pages as well, and one of them posted a screenshot of a 30ish page article to their page...with porn tabs open at the top included in the screenshot.

:D:D:D

God bless old people.

Was it weird porn?

They were lady wank videos I think.

I remember working at Geek Squad and this guy had like a virus. I noticed in his downloads he had a lot of videos that said "hot teen ****s something something" and he was like "Oh, how did that get in there? Is that child porn?" and I said, "Well, that depends on the age sir, do you want me to delete this for you?" and I deleted it for him.

That job was fun at times.

Thank you from the deepest depths of my heart.

That feeling when you just can NOT get that last crossword clue, say "Ah **** it, it must be some word I never heard of", flip to the answers and go "AH **** OF COURSE!!!"

I'm not familiar with her. Is she from the Boston Wanks? Related to Lord Fap or Baron Tosser at all?
So you helped cover up a potential crime. Nice. :)

TFW your beloved comic shop gets replaced by a vape shop. Eat ****, vapers.

Bastards. I went to get a picture framed and the place, which had been there since I was a child (somewhere around the Triassic Era) had also been "vaped". :(

So they traded one loser niche for another.

Bro, have you seen cosplay chicks? Cause I haven't. And it wasn't even dank and dark and sweaty at the comic shop.

:)!

You're a virus in the butt muscles of society. It's like gentrification, except instead of spreading yoga studios and prohibitively high rent prices you blow out pansy "smoke" and your own sisters' hymens.

I reckon you secretly want to try vaping :cool:

Dude, his comic book shop got replaced with a vape shop. That's actually pretty ****ing scary.

I went to one once. Forbidden Planet. It's not for me. I'd have no issue with it being replaced by a vape shop.

Forbidden Planet is awesome mate. I can't believe you. I liked you before vaping became popular.

x2

Maybe in the future we'll see vaping shops replaced by comic book shops.
I won't be holding my breath though.

Eat. ****ing. ****. There are not nearly enough comic book shops. I suspect digital comics are going to kill physical stores, but there's nothing quite like stepping into a nerd den with wall-to-wall comic books.

*sigh*

monkey has shattered the laws of physics by being the only vaper in the entire world i would consider "cool."

If he ever mentions "vape nation" I'm going to assassinate him.

what does that have to do with physics

good point

Every one of my bullets that puts down a vaper will have been governed by the laws of physics.

do vapers vape vapor

Vapers vape rape juice.

:D:D

I was actually going to mention the Vape Naysh in my response to Q but I got distracted and didn't post.

Oh my God. Combined with your usertitle, your avvy is now officially the gayest thing on the forum. :nono:

Thanks mate, I like it a lot. Good song too.

TFW you realize that maybe people outside the forum know of your internet persona.

*̶h̶i̶d̶e̶s̶*̶

*Hydes*

tfw you stab someone in the chest with a bread knife and can't get it out cuz it's lodged between his ribs so you eat the flesh and tissue and stuff around the wound to loosen it up

Yeah that's some story you're working on there, all right.
Uh, story, yeah. Riiight....
:shycouch:

They're lyrics to one of my songs

Tfw you shower and ur beard makes you feel like cthulu because of the way it clumps together

You should feel like cthulu 24/7 dude. :p:

Getting sick of hearing what white people say behind closed doors. Not the racist jokes but the real ****.

Dude I hate when my friends talk about pooping too.