Yeah, go figure. A random picture on the internet makes it way onto another random page on the internet. What a crazy and unorthodox concept.

https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/comm...nto_the_woods/

For those who care.

Kiiii: I just thought I'd share.

Why exactly isn't that safe for work?

TFW you're about to get stoned as **** and leave yourself a bunch of things to do to keep your attention occupied for the next couple hours.

What kind of sick stoner are you? Lazy as fuck when sober, needs things to stay occupied while high, as if a fly swatter isn't good enough.

just jack offturbate

Maybe by things to do he meant make a porn playlist to watch and set up obstacles to get to the tissues and lube.

It isn't safe for work if you are at work and are prone to seizures.

TFW you drive your car, enjoying some kick-ass grindcore and your favourite track is coming up and you prepare to rock out and it starts but is slowed down several times for some reason and sounds like some weird-ass ambient doom.

Epilepsy warning

TFW you write an exam and realize a few hours later that you completely ****ed up one question that should have been basic.

Weirdly enough, I read it as "head", which is way more stupid but twice as funny if you visualise it. :laughing:
For a moment I thought that was going to be a really bad taste comment on Sharia law!
Your car sounds like weird-ass ambient doom? Cool. :thumb:

I'd also like to take this opportunity to state how happy I am that my little thread, whose very purpose some did not even see at the beginning, has been so successful, with six figures in views and almost 5000 posts! Go me! :D

http://www.musicbanter.com/lounge/74...ml#post1656873
Update: TFW when you go for an oil change and have them inspect the battery that you've had for nine years, and everything checks out okay. I'll be the first to admit that things have been good with my 12V Enertec Zet MX. Almost -- too good. So much so that it's actually been "weirding me out," with each new turn of the engine that goes on just a little too long having me say, "Is this the end? Do I have to say goodbye?" From past experience on other vehicles, I've had to say goodbye to starters, batteries, spark plugs and the like, so this departure is a welcome surprise.

Now I ain't much for braggin', but hot damn if I don't have the 8th Wonder of the World under my hood. The average lifespan of a car battery is two to five years, Google says. Well I'm going 20, folks, as the Guinness World Records is where this is all headed.

#electrolytesofthegods

When you're at the casino lookin to hit some cheap machines but don't know where the coins go

TFW you eat a bunch of Swedish meatballs and it makes you wasted.

Cut them with some Turbo if you wanna get really fucked up. :thumb:

#gpadisaster

I really don't like knowing you go to a college that gives you that good of grades.

*fears for future America*

Yup i remember those classes. I dont see it changing much considering your major and how low the bar is set for critical thinking and concise writing in the US, unless you go to a realy good 4 year school. I have a friend that just graduated with a poli sci degree from Seton Hall, which is a good college, and her course work was kind of a joke.

tfw the internet goes down at work and you and your boss have to come up with crazy ways to get the customers what they want. wasn't necessarily a bad day today but damn it was bizarre.

TFW you have a band's entire discography on your hard drive and you're like, "Who the **** even are you?"

tfw Batlord get's a new avatar and you think he's WpnFire.

Oh yeah, that's who Off Minor are, and that's why I stole all their ****.




**** yeah.

I was thinking the same thing, but my avatar is infinitely better so I was like **** it.

Yeah, similarly, when you're running a big playlist and a song comes on and you say "Who? What album? I don't even remember downloading that!"

#Weaponlord v BatFire

*says something about how environmental science is just watered-down biology*

:D

Envl requires bio and chem and physics.. so bio is watered down envl :D

TFW you want to get some rubbing alcohol but you don't want to visit more than one store so as you're buying some booze, you ask the liquor store owner if they carry any and they shoot you a concerned look.

Lightweights.

You realize that rubbing alcohol isn't an alcohol substitute, don't you?

Is that you, Andy?

TFW you've just taken your first double dose of Zoloft and have no idea what to expect.

*logs out*

:rofl:

If you start finding Batlord or Kiiii funny, call your doctor immediately.

If you start getting along with Frownland or Anteater, call your doctor immediately.

Let's keep the meme going. Feeling a bit fuzzy at the moment. Doc said it would take some time to adjust to the double dose.

BTW, I love you DWV! :love:

tfw you try attaching your portfolio to an online application and it keeps fucking freezing.