Yeah that's the worst, I gave up on trying to learn how to play guitar on the internet for that reason. Luckily some of these recipes have a 'jump to recipe' option.

TFW somebody tries to be funny but they're so unfunny that you get depressed from it. :(

There was a guy like that in my office, one of the small perks of the corona crisis is that I don't have to deal with him anymore

One of the few benefits of being an essential worker is that my co-workers can't escape my "jokes".

As long as you don't laugh at your own lame jokes in a high pitched nervous giggle and aren't sexually inappropriate to most girls around you you're not nearly as bad as the guy in my office

Why not report him to your manager or HR?

I'm one of the girls he leaves alone luckily, I don't even know the details of it. I have talked to other girls about it but they don't want to report anything

Start sexually harassing him so he'll know how it feels.

So I'd have to go near him? No thanks. Besides, he considers any kind of attention flattering

How's his hygiene?

horrible, of course

It's sort of a curse to be a self aware sperg. Oh to be as clueless as that schmuck. I could probably be a UFO hunter like God intended.

It truly is. He's not the spergy type though, he doesn't even have that excuse

Obnoxious humor, inappropriate behavior towards women, and poor hygiene are sort of the Macdonald Triad for spergs though.

Had to look up spergs. Ugly word right there son.

I like the word sperg. It is true that they often are those things, but many non-spergy people are like that too. I'd say more profound traits of aspergers are a way of living in your own world, an inability to grasp social subtleties, literal thinking, inability to cope with strong triggers of the senses, etc. I know a sperg when I see one and he isn't one of them

Shut it, aspie.

Yeah, a better example would be DwnWthVwls.

There should be a combination of 'smh' and 'lol' for occasions like these

'smdh'? 'rotfl'?

Another is I get to add on to the end of any email I send 'Critical Infrastructure since 2020'

TFW people don't get there's a certain way to talk to people when you want to educate them about the struggles of another person. Seriously tho, got jumped on for taking umbrage with "meta-level issues" (calling out someone who was being an ******* to someone who wasn't malicious, but ignorant).

In 2020 ignorance is malicious.

The person that was jumped on didn't have ill intent, and they seemed sane and open to being criticized for their comment. We all say ignorant **** (I'm guilty of it a lot, and I'm thankful to my friends for calling me out), but being a complete ******* and lobbing nothing but anger at someone won't do that. Some people you can't change or educate, I get that, but it feels like people just go straight for the throat even when the person is genuinely uninformed, and lacking malice.

TFW it's five minutes after a really harrowing poop that left your battered sphincter involuntarily squeezing even after you're empty but now it's calmed down and you attain a level of zen satisfaction that of the first day waking up healthy after a prolonged bout of the flu.

...you hear more and more Marcus King on local radio. It's about time people paid attention to this kid.

TFW you take off your socks and roll up your jeans.

Tfw you realize you're crying to Blink 182 at 8am for no reason

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Oh I cried to the Kids in America cover by the Muffs once completely out of the blue, it happens

Hold up. That’s legit fair. The Muffs are a great band.

They are

I cry at this pretty reliably.

Tfw a singer from a band you were in is still complaining about your guitar being too loud in 2013.

TFW you fall asleep every night to your ex loudly sobbing in regret

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Collect his tears so you can bathe in them

TFW the young dude you're vaguely having a conversation with is telling you how crazy the amount of weed he smoked last night was and you wish you were in a plane with a parachute so you'd have an easy way out of this tedious conversation.

Don't talk to me about tedious conversations you ****ing amateur.

I know you are the master of tedious conversations.