Also, tfw when a customer asks you where the peaches are from, and you say the US and she still isn't happy because they come from california and not the carolinas.. voting with your dollar to the extreme. I really wanted to ask her why she felt that way but I didn't have time to hear her assumingly ridiculous reasoning.

TFW you go for the extra beers from two days ago, thinking you have five, but you actually only have two, and now you're wondering how you didn't wake up in a puddle of your own vomit.

Those damn beer goblins again! Can't leave your beer unattended for five minutes....

TFW you bend down to pat a dog, get up too fast, a massive head rush, and then almost pass out.

I used to do this in high school for the high where you pass out and have a seizure. Don't mix with ecstasy.

I think that's being unfair. Their heads are all pretty normal sized.
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Between Massachusetts and California we lived in Tempe Arizona for 4 months. This was 20 years ago. Linda and I did ectasy one night, walked out into the desert amongst the cactus, during the most amazing sunset I've ever witnessed.

Ever seen a large cactus up close and personal? Running into one would be the very definition of "death by a thousand cuts". Every single one of these would draw blood.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/macr...t-63313257.jpg

I've seen a couple cacti in my day. I grew up in Arizona and even lived for a few years in Tempe as well. Arizona hands down has some of the best sunsets out of anywhere I've ever lived though, mostly because of the openness of the landscape allowing you to see a lot. Phoenix area away from the city lights is prime meteor shower watching realty too.

I was in Tempe when this went down. It was such a blast watching everyone freak the **** out. Plus, I actually got to see it firsthand.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Lights

I allegedly saw it too, but I was two at the time so I don't recall it. My parents and I saw it when we were on an outside patio at a restaurant (allegedly).

Been to Arizona twice. I quite enjoyed downtown Phoenix (at least the part I stayed in) and the Grand Canyon. But the whole state could use more water.

As an employee or as a customer?

TFW you're at a party and it's really cool but also a good friend tells you that he has some dark, partly sexual impulses he's afraid he'll act on and how he's going to kill himself once he can't control them anymore.

This thread got dark.

TFW you figure out who's behind those serial rapings.

TFW you're outside smoking a cigarette at midnight and you hear bats, and you don't think you've ever heard bats, so **** yeah that was cool.

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Nice.

Take a trip to Austin, TX sometime and go to the South Congress Bridge...

Guide to Bat Season in Austin

Tfw you have boots on with those little C-Clamp things that you run the laces through and as you're sitting you cross your legs under your chair and accidentally get part of the left lace caught in the right boot C-Clamp and you can't get them undone as your leg starts to cramp up and you eventually just collapse on the floor in a heap of tears and regret.

a1

Here you go
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You never heard yourself?
TFW Plankton comes back! :)

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We need to organise a big
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I'll bring the hookers and cocaine.

And the sounds

TFW playing a video game and you're like, "Is there fall damage in this game? ... Yup, there is. ****."

Drink beer.

Meth in the morning, everclear in the evening. That's my motto.

Great track.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZjSHG6tBY

Tfw you run out of ways to polish the steaming turd of marriage.

Tfw you have at least three friends who this applies to but you won't tell them because it's advice that nobody takes well and they need to figure out on their own.

No idea about your particular situation, but chin up and do what you think is the right path.

It helps to marry someone you actually love. Or so i've heard.

Run right away into the Your Day thread and give me and my girl some props. (34th today) :love:

My condolences to your wife.

I told her. She said THANK THE BAT for me, in a very sincere voice. At first I was a bit confused, but then I got it.

She knows of me and calls me "THE BAT"? Tell her I said you probably use practicing guitar as a way to distance yourself from inconvenient discussions with your wife.

Will do.

TFW a new computer mouse feels like a new lease on life.

TFW your job includes technologically assisting old people who are paranoid about computers and hacking in the most adorable ways.