I don't see the problem?

emetophiliac eh

Nah, I just like to see fluids in a woman. Don't matter if they're coming in or going out.

I hate to break it to you but your standards are pretty low.

I hit on you, so pretty much.

my thoughts everytime

so many hot chicks on this board, and you choose to make passes at the ugliest one.

bruh wtf

Bones are for dogs, so occasionally I throw them one.

Never knew you were Jewish. Whatta nose.

bruh have you seen my actual, honest to god nose

like really

You could rent that thing out to crows, dude.

quoth the raven, hell to the fuckin yeah broseph

Crows aren't ravens. Quit being a racist.

They are my niggas

Dove power!


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Swans, though, man

swaaaaans

Swans are race traitors.


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You shouldn't post Adam Sandler. I've heard he's a Jew.

These people.^

Tfw you wake up and find that you have two hours till your alarm goes off. Best feeling ever.

More like tfw you have two hours of tossing and clock watching because you woke up too damn early.

tfw you realise there's someone out there that aint your mom that has seen every nasty side of you and still loves you and thinks you're the best thing and you don't have to pretend to be anyone else so they love you and that **** is Too Heavy and you need a lie-down for a min and contemplate the galaxy

I can't believe you didn't post She's So Heavy instead that would have been more contextual and I am disappointed.

:laughing:

Tfw you play so much guitar that your callouses peel off, yet you still keep playing because the new drummer kicks some serious booty.

hashtagtenderfingers

Love ain't heavy. It's the best.

Often words have different meanings in different contexts. Often, your input was not needed and obviously I was saying how it was good, too good that it was worrying to someone who mostly experiences misery and horror in her life.

How many pounds did that concept weigh?

TFW you have a co-worker that works slower than hell and smells like he's **** himself by the end of our shift every night.

Thank God I can put headphones in and work 7 straight hours without having to speak to anyone. If only they plugged my nose so I didn't have to smell anyone.

could be stones dude.. get off your american high horse.

We get it dude, you smoke weed.

??? What happened ???

Basically, he works slow enough that everyone else ends up doing his work. And mid-20s is entirely too old to still be ****ting on yourself.

So this happened at work yesterday...

TFW you hear Dido's - White Flag and then Eminem - Stan starts playing...

Dido please. :(

No I mean how the **** did he **** on himself? How do you just lose control like that????

Also, Dwn, it's not White Flag that Marshall samples, it's Thank You :)

No clue. Its not like a one off thing. He does it every night. Maybe he just has gnarly BO and its not actually ****, but whatever it is he needs to get it under control.

He also done it when I went to school with him though so I half expected it when he started working with me.

Whoops! haha, ty. I knew that :banghead::banghead:

TFW your boss is making her own food (four sandwiches worth!) on your board, right where you need to be, but rather than find another space, you work like she isn't even there, even making sandwiches on top of her's while she gets progressively more irritated.