Well ya know
if that's like... something you're lookin for

if ya need some help with that or something sometime or whatever

ahem.ahem.ahem.
hurfdurfdurf.

SEEING MYSELF OUT SEEING MYSELF OUT DONT MIND ME

That feeling when you enjoy ripping your skin off.

TFW your friend admits to begin a zombie...^

Tfw a Facebook discussion starts off as a civilized discussion and ends with you trolling angry conservatives so hard they're basically foaming at the mouth.

tfw you wake up and feel like you're coming down with something. blech.

Hand me a napkin..

In all fairness, that's kind of like feeding Alka-Seltzer to Cujo.

To be fair I only do it when they're exceedingly ignorant.

And it's damn fun.

That feeling when you've been sick for two days and every time you blow your nose, you end up going right through the Kleenex.

tfw you have to force yorself to calm the fvck down and recognize the fact that you are not the only one who works for and serves people who are on average 40 points below you in IQ level.

I had to drink so much vodka today to subdue my hatred for my boss and our regular customers. Out of 900$ in 7 hours worth of customers, I liked one of them. Most customers buy 15$ worth. So yeah. I hate pretty much everyone that strolls in with the intensity of 10 quintillion orgasms.

you're too drunk to roll a joint and you get HELLA FVCKING DEPRESSED CUZ U JUS WANNA BAKE RIGHT THE FVCK NOW BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE. CANT ROLL DAT **** CAN YA?!?!?!!!!!

Next time.

Roll first.

Smoke up.

THEN DRINK.

Jesus fvcking christ in the anus. I know how this shizz worx but goddamn if i aint one forgetfull motherfvcker. EAT ALL OF YOUR SH!T C0CKSVCKERZZZZZZZZZZZ

Do you have a socket? Or a soda can? Or an apple?

Just by a bowl at a gas station or something. They even have them in Virginia.

...

This means war.

I managed to roll it. Unfortunately the only thing about last night I remember is spamtexting Bob, falling on top of a 40oz, and hitting on a nurse who was way out of my league.

It's always the ones I can't have.

I got one nugget left, decently sized. Enough for a shortjoint. Maybe now I'll be able to tell if it's any good or not.

I still have a few joints worth of medical grade shit left, it's sticky as shit and potent as a mother. If you were my roomate you'd be welcome to some of it.

TFW you've been holding onto your last pick for dear life until one day when you put on a new pair of pants and there're five ****ing glorious picks in your pocket.

Dude, ebay, I got a couple hundred for 10 bucks (fender black heavies). I've still got so many left.

All I took away from this post is marijuana/

lots of marijuana

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america's most blunted BLUNTED

EVEN YO MOM'S GOT CRACK

Feeling completely exhausted, haven't put my laptop on for a while, stick it on for a two minute job, everything done, turn it off and look forward to some shut eye..... installing update 5 of 24841. This isn't the first time this has happened.

You are curious to why a thread was closed. You click the last post and read the last thing written:
That feeling when you get when you read one of Urban's ending remarks.

That feeling when a chick is flirting more than you, and you want to badly not to say the following words.

"I want to **** your brains out."

Peace, calm, clear thoughts. C'mon Alex, chill, chill.

...you're an artist's sole listener on last.fm

You're peeling scabs and it's practically orgasmic until it totally isn't and there's nastiness everywhere.

Maybe it's my ****?

Do you have dematiliphobia too?

TFW you know that you can sleep tonight with a fresh prescription of sleeping pills.

TFW you're checking out an experimental album you haven't heard before and the batteries powering your headphones amp died which results in silence. And it takes five minutes for you to realize it's not part of the song.

:laughing:

THAT FEELING WHEN YOUR "FRIENDS" leave you to plug alone... :(

That feeling when the chick you're talking to his a **** ton of friends, and is expressing interest in you. I'm both anxious, and a bit proud.

That feeling when you log onto a site and are the only one online.

TFW, you look at the classmate next to you and they are photoshopping a bride of Frankenstien wig on you...(my picture actually)

That feeling when a door is much lighter than you expected and you end up looking like you're whipping it open in a rage.

rage rinho

That feeling when a door is much heavier than you expect and it looks like you are performing a secret handshake with the doorknob.

That feeling when you forget your car door is locked and you pull the handle only to have your hand slip away and flail about, and you look around to see if anyone noticed. Yup. Someone did.

What's a rinho?

I dunno I was posting and driving..