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That feeling when you go to open your front door to walk into your house, but decide to ring your doorbell to piss off your dog instead.

One of my favourite pastimes. What's funny is we have a window next to the door and they'll look right at me and still bark.

Of course. Cause now they know they're being ****ed with. Or at least mine does. If she didn't realize by this point that I'm an *******, I'd worry about her doggy IQ.

Tfw Big3 quotes you in his signature... feels good, man.

tfw you were born but never asked to be :pimp:

tfw you go through all this trouble planning an elaborate and healthy meal for dinner... only to end up getting too stoned and filling up on pudding, chocolate chip cookies, and banana bread instead.

I know that feeling,..,,,^

I'm guessing it's not necessarily a bad feeling.

That feeling when are going to meet a chick you're interested in boning at some venue in a really shady part of the city. I'm taking the bus, and the day before I still don't 100% know my transportation plan. God, this is gonna be really interesting or really awful. Either way, anxious as ****.

That feeling when you understand something in maths.

that feeling when everyone you know from the UK says maths.

Godamnit it's math!

Maths makes more sense. After all, it's mathematics, not mathematic.

But math is easier to say. :D

I've always thought of "mathematics" as a discipline of learning, whereas "math" is the actual mental process of mathematical calculation.

I call that "figgerin'".

Thank you. I'm sure Americans will look far less stupid now. :p:

Hey, I try to help the cause of my Southern neighbours from time to time. We can't have the world thinking you're too smart.

Face it maths sounds silly compared to math.

I don't know about that. Doesn't sound silly too me since mostly everyone says it like that in the UK. Plus "math" sounds cheesy and American. Like "gym class" or taco bell

Well, goodness gracious me, my good man. Pip pip cheerio, and God save the Queen!

What ho, Batty, my dear chap. You're in smashing form. Bloody good show!

Cheers, ol' boy. I haven't had seen such a rousing display of Her Majesty's English in many a fortnight.

Damn. I saw this coming I guess. Nobody speaks like that though. I don't see the relevance that comment has towards my post. They are extremely awful cheesy sayings but we were talking about one word.

Hell, at the end of the day I am not bothered. Have a jolly good day:p:

There's a different word for Taco Bell over there?

I don't did understand.

Nope. As far as I know I have never seen a taco bell over here. We don't have any saying. Just the same as yours. May I ask why is it called Taco Bell. Because it does sound pretty strange.

Well, it's a place that sells tacos that was started by a guy whose last name was Bell. A far as names for things go, I'd say it has a pretty straightforward one.

I refer to Taco Bell by its scientific name: shit.

Eh well. Guess your right. I guess the word bell might throw you off a bit if you didn't know that it was the name of the owner but that just comes down to ignorance.

Really? I always assumed it was just bell as in ding dong. I never knew it was Bell as in a name.

Yep, Glen Bell.

That feeling when you are expecting a package and it arrives a day early because the postal service is awesome.

TFW, you finally peal off your fishnets and combat boots only to find your whole ankle is swollen to the size of a baseball and its ****ing purple...:( I didn't twist it or anything. ..That I can remember. ...:( Hi-ho off to the hospital I go.

^oh noes :(


tfw you realize you got ripped off because you were too high to tell ditch from dank.

TFW you go to an air show, wait two hours in traffic, wait another twenty minutes for the shuttle bus, get rained on when you finally get there, miss all but the last ten minutes of the Blue Angels (who closed the air show), wait another twenty minutes in line for another shuttle bus, find out there is only one bus running to take over a hundred people, walk at least two miles back to the parking lot, and end up smoking so many cigarettes that your throat feels like warm sandpaper.

But I did win a game with my friend over who could name the most synonyms for "semen".

Please provide a list. Knowledge is power.

The traffic and shuttle were the land show. They put a lot of planning in to that, you could at least show a little appreciation.

-Skeet
-Nut
-Spunk
-Goo

I've never heard any of those Jans.