TFW Your grandmother says something embarrassing without realizing it. Referring to the highway that plays the William Tell Overture when you drive over it: "It must have taken a lot of work to get that thing laid!"

Who the **** has ever called semen any of those things?

Really?

I would say all of them are well known seamen.

Touche.

Lol.. ninja troll. That went right over my head.

That amazing feeling when you don't buy a Call of Duty game this year.

That amazing feeling when you've never even played a Call of Duty game let alone purchased one.

TFW you have a little angel cat lying against you, sleeping so sweetly. We spooned during the night. I think I'm in love. I can't get fur off my hands though!

That feeling of hatred towards cats.

I think the only one i've played and enjoyed was Black Ops. It had a great story and the gameplay was fun. I've never played any other one.

The feeling of being banned by Vanilla for your hatred towards cats.

Sorry. Haha. I think there really cute and all but they can be really annoying and pushy. I am more of a dog person.

your tongue tickles your mouth so much you have to fake a yawn to keep uh sufff uh cuttin.

S'NOT EVEN GUDD WEEEEDD THOUGH
S"WUH GUH UN DUNN?

Well, I forgive you for thinking they are cute. I have a cat (her name is Summer) that is perfect. Like seriously she like cuddles me, let's me spoon her in bed at night, lets me get gunk out of her eyes, doesn't pester me to go outside, eats what I give her, etc.

TFW Summers fur is on your hands when you're trying to eat food lol.

Dogs can be really annoying and pushy as well. Can't say I've ever gone over to someone's house and had their cat try hump my leg or try to tackle me as I came in the door or jammed their nose repeatedly into my crotch.

When you open up your grinder just to get a little sniff of weedstank and find out there's a bunch of smokeable weed in there you apparently completely forgot the **** about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:)

That happened to me when I moved! My roommate sold me and 8th and I ran out. Than I opened the bottom to scrape keef cause I was desperate and BAM! 2 more nugs. It was a glorious feeling.

Yeah that'll become a lot less cute when the honeymoon period is over.

When she has to pick her up by her neck because summer used her shoes as a litter box. TFW you punish your pet and feel like a dil-do.

I've never had the heart to pick a cat up by the scruff of its neck. I know it's not supposed to hurt them, but I just can't do it.

This is The Batlord speaking? I didn't think you had a heart. :p:

My lab sheds ****loads. I'm still finding her fur in my dorm and it's been a little over a month since I've been back at home.

you drink espresso at midnight and then its 4 am and you've still done nothing but type things on mb

Aww, the honeymoon will never be over (famous last words...)!

Lol, don't worry she's really well trained. She was clawing around the side of my bed today and I got a video of it, she's hilarious. I love her little noises, she makes them like 50 times a day! It's not quiet meowing though.

It appears that Vanilla's cat has been using her computer.

My computer purposely puts up pathetic horny ads. Stupid. STUPID.

TFW you are in bed at 9:00 pm because you can't make it through a movie without passing out.

Some of your finest trolling. :beer:

Let's become celibate together.

That feeling when... every time you go to the gas station convenience store by your house after midnight, the same slimy fucknut hanging out between the doors and the bulletproof glass asks you for money.

Well if you'd just give me a nickel or something I'd quit asking, you cheap ****.

Stop calling me "Red" and maybe I will, you off-putting jackass.

Hey, I'm off my game, alright? My ass hurts and I'm tryin' to raise money for butt surgery.

Your mom goes to butt surgery.

... you only meant to listen to "shake it off" once but now its been thrice. ):

offer him some cheese next time see what he does....

TFW you're on the toilet and you go to piss, and somehow you end up spraying between the bowl and the lid and it goes down your legs.

Also, TFW you just outed your small penis on MB.

It's always about size. ..;)

TFW you get home after a long day and you start drinking the booze.