GuD

I didn't think about that! ha, Awesome. It's also the street where I had my first puff. Judah/Irving street are sentimental streets man and I think I've made a decision to turn this restaurant into my go-to stonernight grubdown. The food was actually really good. I'm usually very weary of Chinese food delivery because it's just so goddamn oily. But this was perfect. I'm almost postive they blanched the veggies and just flash fried them instead of whatever happens at other places where you end up with as much oil as you do actual food.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

Janszoon

That feeling when you're eating out of your bowl on the floor for the umpteenth time, then something moves so you chase it and it turns out to be a bug so you eat it. Then you go take a big shit in your box in the basement. Then you lick your asshole for a while. Then you go jump up on your person's lap and lick his face.

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A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man

Time & Place

25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die

last.fm

Machine

Yep. Happens all the time.

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boost my ego

listen to me stroke my delay pedal

ever wanted to hear death grips songs... but they're acoustic? me neither.

The Batlord

TFW you decide against petting your cat cause he's feeling so playful that he might as well be trying to kill you.

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GuD

that feeling when you're scratching your face and realize you missed a substantial portion of your face while shaving and have been working all day with a little patch of scruff beneath your chin. That explains the few dirty looks, maybe.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

ladyislingering

I guess they just thought you had a weird beard.

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GuD

too much vodka
too much weed
still cant move

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc

ladyislingering

Just doing the laundry and about to go out and grab the clothes from the dryer (our apartment complex has a different room for laundry facilities) so I put my coat on and grabbed the basket, then I heard the most ridiculously enormous burp come from the stairwell outside.

I was so caught off guard that there are still tears on my face from how hard I was laughing.



Just when I thought I was done laughing at this guy, I went to go slip my shoes on. As soon as I touched the doorknob, he burped again.

tfw there's a burping man chilling in my stairwell and I won't be able to walk past him without laughing, but I also have to get the laundry

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Pet_Sounds

Just look at your phone as you go by and pretend to be laughing at it. Problem solved.

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Everybody's dying just to get the disease

The Batlord

He's burping in a stairwell. What's he gonna do? Judge you?

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