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Old 02-04-2015, 02:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dirty as **** but funny.

Bet you piss in the sink as well.
Hey, I haven't done that in years.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-04-2015, 06:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-04-2015, 07:16 AM   #3 (permalink)
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TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-04-2015, 07:26 AM   #4 (permalink)
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TFW you find to your dismay that you are out of clean socks and have no choice but to pick up a dirty pair off the floor. Thank god I only have to go out for fifteen or twenty minutes to pick up some smokes. I figure if I don't even care enough to put on deodorant, then are dirty socks really all that big of a deal?
TFW you finally realize why batlord can't get laid.
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Old 02-04-2015, 02:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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TFW you finally realize why batlord can't get laid.
I'm shocked that he hasn't been.
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the only time I wear dirty socks and don't put on deodorant is the day after I get laid
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Old 02-04-2015, 11:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I was outside for all of twenty minutes, making human contact for no more than thirty seconds, so such preparation would have been more trouble than it was worth. Besides, I wasn't waiting an hour or whatever to wash some socks. I needed a cig right then.
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TSW you wear two day old socks and they stick to your feet when you go to take them off.
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Old 02-04-2015, 11:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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