I know those dysphoria feels. just keep drinking lacroix, it really does help. remember, food is the one thing you CAN control!

It might just be the size and shape of his eyebrows but he does have a prominent brow at least.

TFW you start a Youtube video with immediate audio so you start spamming the left arrow key to turn it into a remix.

Tfw your cold case podcast suddenly has a new episode and it's just an ad for another podcast smh

This is weird advice to tell someone who seemingly has some sort of mental health issue related to body image/food.

That's the joke.

*walk of shame*

That feeling when you make a techno playlist on Spotify called "Techno State" that you've been adding to for years only for Spotify themselves to make a playlist with the same name and fill it with garbage.

...when you order a Pub Burger and house chips for lunch and get a free beer battered onion ring in the mix.

That is potentially pretty sweet but all that empty space in the middle of an onion ring means it wastes space. I'm fat and I think about these things.

If you curl a french fry into a circle, you get the same effect.

[insert joke about between your ears]

TFW you realize your fly is down but the breeze feels good on your dick so you leave it down.

...you see a "People you might know" link on FB and one of them is a person who you haven't seen in a really really long time, then you go through their posts and it hits you why you haven't seen them in a really really long time. Lets just keep that streak going there, my bat **** crazy old friend.

That's why I keep all my old high school friends on fb. They all still hang out together and the drama is ENDLESS. Almost better than a TLC show.

I'm sure you were the sane one.

I don't know. Maybe I'll send him a friend request and bask in the dementia.

I'm a firm believer in not contacting people again if there's no inherent need. People grow apart, people do or say dumb things that will ruin a friendship, ect. Just move on, look for new friends.

I agree with all of that except for looking for new friends. Just keep other people out of your life. Friends are almost as repugnant as family.

That's usually because people like us can only relate to those with personality disorders of similar magnitude.

I always welcome new friends.

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It's definitely healthy for humans to self isolate and cut themselves off from any meaningful socialization that's always turned out well

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Wait, meaningful socialization?

TFW for the first time in years your hair is long enough that you can feel it going ham when you headbang.

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...you're posting on a forum with ads and the ad generator keeps taunting you with an album you created over a decade ago. I mean, I understand how it's done, but it's still creepy as ****.

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TFW you decide to use the women's bathroom cause the toilet seat has the least amount of shit on it.

TFW you only realize you have a fart when it's already halfway out of your ass and the new girl at work is right behind you and you don't even know her but it was silent and she doesn't seem to smell it so you guess everything's okay.

TFW you buy 50 dollars worth of Japanese snacks for drinking with.

You've become one with the BK smell and it's now indistinguishable.

TFW your lips are bleeding profusely for the second time today due to aggressive stress picking/biting

TFW you're pretty sure the poop smell in the bathroom at work is yours from an hour ago. They need to put a window in that bitch.

Same, it's why I hide my mouth with facial hair.

Luckily mine don't bleed but in the winter when they get dry and I just can't resist taking a nibble off a piece of flaky lip skin... **** gets split.

TFW you want to go out to a club that plays good dance music and just let loose.

Transform your house into a private club. Not the same of course, but still
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Same bro.

I do dance at home, but part of the fun is talking and dancing with others. It's a feeling a wish I could replicate in a different setting, **** is cathartic.

I haven't been out dancing since early March, it's killing me.

I've licherally never been to a dance club. I wish The Bronze from Buffy existed.

I wish I could grow facial hair so I could do this :c chewing pen caps instead helps, sort of. I feel like a dog :/ it's hard not having something to gnaw on at all times.

Wasn't that a club for high schoolers that didn't sell booze?

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Whatever, I can't hear you

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That feeling when the best you’ll ever be any more is an old guy who used to have the energy to dance like a young person