My day today.. Can't find the motivation.

Proof of residency is def some dumb ****. Like we're not on a gubment database.

TFW you Google a news story but go for the clickbait article a couple entries down cause you figure it'll get to "the good ****" quicker.

Tfw when your chemistry teacher attempts to connect with you via a metal joke...

"The smaller the Kb the weaker the base. Like Metallica after cliff burton died."

I think he thought Cliff started with a k.

Way to throw your teacher under the bus.

I laughed too hard at that...

:laughing: :(

I park next to my boss everyday

tfw you've had a piece of chicken stuck in one of your open wisdom teeth sockets since last night and despite the overwhelming urge to use tweezers to pull it out the internet advices against and then finally nearly 24 hours it gets flushed out with a drink of water.

for those wondering it tasted like a mix of day old chicken and victory.

tfw your younger brother posts on facebook that he made the deans list and you come to the realization that you're the person in your family that is the "**** up." and "isn't doing anything with their life." this isn't exactly how i felt like spending my day off.

Welcome to the family.

just kill me now, dad.

.

no

Incest is the best.

ew daddy doesn't mean your actual dad

Where's the fun in that?

imagine someone actually calling you daddy during sex lmfao

I'd have to find the right woman first, nawmsayin?

i'd love to live in a world where MB threads didn't go off into pointless bull**** conversations that hold no value in conversation. one can dream.

Dreams suck.

tru

TFW you put your food through a toaster oven twice before realizing that it's not plugged in and the timer runs on its own.

I read that as "foot" first and the entire post made way less sense.

Dude. College isnt for everyone and **** anyone who makes you feel inferior for taking a different path in life. Do your own thing and find what makes you happy. Arbitrary comparisons of success if you ask me.

And get a second job.

Yeah, there's always someone compared to whom you are a "loser".
Also **** college.

You want to take the bants out of MB. Piss off.

He also wants be banned apparently.

lol that's funny, so did I. I pictured him kicking the **** out of a toaster oven and being disappointed it wasn't electrocuting him. Food makes more sense.

You guys have known me this long and STILL have yet to pick up on my humor. I'm ashamed.

It was a wonderful image.

Also, tfw you've stayed up all night for the past few nights just to spend time with your best friend. And you may be tired, but it's so worth it because it's your day off and you don't give a ****.

You made a new best friend that wasn't imaginary?

Yes.

His name is Wembley.

:[

Did he edit it? I read foot too. Mb conspiracy.

Strangely enough, no. It wasn't edited at all. I just thought it said foot, first.

That feeling when you see Grindy's avatar on your home page of reddit....

link cause i don't even know what grindy's avatar is