Look at all those awkward extras who look like refugees from failed boy bands.

Dancing extras in TV shows are my absolute favorite thing.

They sell some fantastic kind of fried onion snack though, according to Spike
If only nightclubs were always like this irl, the world needs more girls like Faith

Buffy vampires can eat? I mean I already knew Spike drinks cause it would profoundly harm his character if he didn't have a flask, but still I feel he shouldn't be able to eat at the very least.

As if Faith would waste her time at a club with no booze.

Never thought about that, but apparently he can eat yeah.
Anyway, nightclubs are overrated unless you can dance or flirt (I can imagine it being amazing then), and I can't do either

Same. Also I doubt they ever play any Yugoslavian 80s coldwave, so like, what's the point?

Ideal nightclub would have a reading nook (in a secret loft area or something), and.. well, I guess what I'm imagining is, uh, a library. A library that's too dark and too loud to actually read in. Night Library. I'm a genius...

Lol I used to daydream about owning a pub which was also a library and music venue and pizza bakery. I still want that actually

Omg me too, minus the pizza bakery part. (maybe a tea area in a courtyard or something instead. Or both I suppose)

Yess, I've always wanted to run a coffee shop/bookstore/record store/beer and wine bar lol

I thought they should be burned down cause that's what libraries are for.

I gots an idea. Coffee library where you get discounts for bringing in a book to add to it. Granted, you'd have to make sure you don't get any duplicates, or terrible books (some rules may apply ect.)

What about a music venue that sells rotten produce to throw at the exclusively terrible artists we book?

We end up giving away, or throwing away a lot of produce at my job here. Right now we're getting in strawberries from the farm that don't last all that long (due to them actually being picked when they are ripe, and red on the inside). Forget rotten tomatoes, rotten strawberries are far more messy.

It should definitely be rotten fruit rather than vegetables. And live cicadas.
So.. a music venue/coffee shop/library/beer and wine bar/pizza bakery, then. There should also be butoh dancers just because. (And the dance club portion should be inside of an abandoned cathedral, obviously)

I heard someone recently say they'd like to open a Homemade Soup and Bread Shop with a Used Bookstore attached to it.

I might do that when I move to Bora Bora, but I'm not sure how much soup and bread people eat in tropical locations.

Oh my god YES imagine the acoustics
You're planning on moving to Bora Bora? :laughing:

Yup. If my retirement plan pans out. Batlords gonna be my pool boy.

I'm down. Sounds like all the benefits of having a sugar daddy but I don't have to put out and I get to hang around a pool all day and call it work.

So what? I’d own a bookstore if it was in any way possible.

@mindrainbow

It's called not knowing what you want cause what you want shifts based on your emotions. There's no real thought involved.

“No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.”

"You're a dip****."

See, this is where you're gonna have a bad time when the wimmen dry up during the off-season.

*shaves armpits*

*doesnt get joke*

Girls with armpit hair are gross.

I would say fine more for me but you’ll never have a girlfriend anyway.

Well you'll never have another one so we're even.

Stop gatsbying me

I thought you gave in to the patriarchy and started shaving?

I did a week ago. There has been the same amount of growth in the past week as there was over the course of five years :(

Pits fuzz?

like the wispy mustache of a future adult male blonde

Dye it pink.

We should encourage men to shave their pits, not women to grow their pits. Its more comfy shaved.

Man I don't even like to shave my face and you're trying to get me to do more work? And I'll have to keep up with it way harder to keep from itching. I'm good.

Dude, its 10 seconds with a grooming buzzer, and since ur not using a razor it dont itch or get in grown.

Even when I had an electric razor I was too lazy to use it more than once every couple weeks.

I have to shave my ears every once in a while.