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TFW you get a day off school and can't figure out why.

I don't think I've ever been so turned off in my life.

She's a pretty girl and all and her music videos are kinda cool but that... There's just no coming back from that for me.

Also, wouldn't she start to reek after a while??

I mean dang.

TFW you eat too much Chinese food and you just want to keep eating more because it's so ****ing good.

I don't know what you're talking about. Dinner AND dessert.

Plenty of white meat.

I'd make sure she takes a shower first. You know. Cross contamination and whatnot.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...cher_Cover.jpg

So not a ripoff.

Just more ways to get your Red Wings.

I always thought her antics were for the sake of boring controversy.

I heard that on early issues of that album, the record company just placed an LP-sized sticker with a more family-friendly design on top of the album artwork to conceal the bloody baby massacre, as they didn't have time/money to just make new sleeves.

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TFW Summer is sleeping against my back as I read ghost stories.

You need to teach him/her to give you the massages.

That feeling when you are so high you become all paranoid and start hearing bees buzzing but you think "Im just really high" but then you look up and 2 bees are buzzing around your lightbulb.

That feeling when you're so high you can't figure out why the helicopter has been hovering over your house for five whole minutes, then you realize it's your air conditioner.

TFW you're wondering how well a massage from a cat would work out.

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you so high you start yelling "This is just for personal use, im not dealing it!!" >_<

tfw you're scrolling through your bookmarks and realize you don't recognize most of the sites on your list and that you were probably drunk when you added them. Then you happen to find a pretty fun band's bandcamp and get to wondering how you found them.

Edit:

It had to have been Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur plays stuff like mumblr all the time because he's a cool guy and all. He probably even has like, his own waffle maker. Cuz he makes waffles. Because cool people make their own waffles.

tfw you have overpracticed a piece, know it by heart and fear that you won't manage to perform it as you intend to do.
You critizise yourself afterwards for every tiny mistake and your professor says: "Congratulations, that was a perfect performance."

-_- I need to get rid of that pressure to achieve, straight away!

tfw when you agree

x2

I know that feeling. We're our own harshest critics.

TFW you try dipping your granola bar in coffee but it just gets all limp and breaks off. Now I have soggy sh*t floating in my coffee :(

That feeling when you remember that Peter Kay is actually a really great comedian that you chose to dislike because of his lack of creativity and mass appeal style.

TFW stereotypes are real.

So I'm driving up the NJ Parkway on my way home from school and some NY *sshole in a BMW is passing people on the left lane shoulder, and the idiot from Pa is slowing down the entire left lane. Good thing the idiot from Pa was behind the New Yorker.

I couldn't help but smile.


Also, TFW Urban Hatemongers new avatar reminds me of the "glory hole tardis" from the kink event I was at last year.

It's bigger on the inside;);)

Fixed?

Maybe they'd come to look for America.

Rude Batlord.

Fixed? Fixed.

TFW you eat too much Thanksgiving dinner.

TFW you live in American so you don't eat too much for Thanksgiving dinner because Thanksgiving is next month.

TFW you get two Thanksgiving dinners a year because of that phenomenon.

You lucky som'bitch.

tfw you've had enough of firefox's bull****, switch to chrome, and gush over the speed of the browser and the fact that you can run itunes at the same time and it won't lag outta control on you.

ahhhhhhh

I liked firefox but goddamn, they lost it. the magic. no longer do they have it, that magic.

So being Canadian on Thanksgiving is like having a Jewish and a Christian parent on Christmas?

I actually get three Thanksgiving dinners a year, normally. One with my dad's family, one with my mom's, and one a month later with some friends who have American heritage.

TFW you have an innocuous cut and it bleeds for well over 30 minutes.

TFW you look at your weekly Last.fm chart and it has My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Meghan Trainor and 4 Non Blondes on it. Don't hate me, guys.

TFW you have better last.fm charts than Briks.