Tfw lunch is delayed to the point of it being supper time and I can (and did go home and eat) when you were promised steak for lunch. But apparently, no power means no steak for lunch. Because apparently the Army masters of the kitchen don't know how to use a field stove.

Are you surprised at the inefficiency of a government bureaucracy?

#firstworldproblems.

tfw Wes Craven dies.

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What the ****

I'm not too great about living in a world without Wes Craven.

I know, I was wtfing his death not your feels.

Oh.

Yeah.

He had brain cancer.

Still my rotten, black heart aches.

tfw you have a nice meal, not too big, not too small, is just right and you eat it and feel warm and sleepy after :cool:

TFW you're so tired that you pass out at four in the afternoon, wake up around nine at night, and now you're just adding to your death metal collection, cause you're not going to be able to sleep like a normal person at this point.

Edit: Nocturnus ****ing rules!

TFW you realize a crazy dog-war's happening outside the pad.

Love that feeling.

tfw you stick rolled up tissue up your nostrils to make yourself sneeze >>>

You might be the only person on Earth who knows how that feels. Weirdo.

Okay good, I'm not the only one who had a "wtf" moment.

Try it mate, it's really good.

Why would we want to make ourselves sneeze ?

You don't like sneezing?

Not particularly. Have you been smoking today?

I don't smoke. Weed or cigarettes.

I got sensitive nostrils or some ****. Whenever I sneeze it irritates my nose and I end up with a sneezing fit, which of course makes my asthma act up. So no, I don't like sneezing.

Crack? Snuff? White juice? What's your drug of choice dude?

Just beer man.

:beer:

TFW you don't know what the fuck white juice is

Oh, I think you know what it is.

LSD in liquid form. At least, that's what we've always called it. Comes from the form of "white lightening" just changing the lightening to juice for the liquid forms.

So, do cops know more about drugs than druggies, just like how a lot of atheists know more about the Bible than most Christians?

The Bible is like the T&C to most Christians. They scroll through quickly and tick the box that says "I agree and accept the T&C" without actually reading the T&C.

Tennille and Captain?

The **** is a T&C?

Terms and conditions

The Bible is a T&C? Uh...pretty much. Have you ever picked one up? It's pretty much a long winded T&C.

Idk I find a good part of the Old Testament to be quite entertaining.

Haha that was a fun story to hear.

TFW you just tell a local musician you just met to improvise and they do some ****ing badass stuff.

TFW you poop and everything comes out so nice and clean and you don't have to wipe anything.

That's fucking disgusting.Who taught you not to wipe no matter how "clean" you think you shat, I assure you it's ****, and you need to wipe end of story that is gross. #babywipes4lyfe.

Unless you're about to take a shower, of course.

Naturally.

If you got shit on any other part of your body, would you think it was clean if you just wiped it with tissue?

#ja

Tfw when people you know online admit to having ****ty asses.