TFW you don't even disagree.

TFW you don't have last.fm.

Get Last.fm. Problem solved.

TFW you think.. "That's not a freakin feeling Briks!"

TFW you lick a cut, and it really does kinda taste like a penny.

you're trying to sober up because you have to call your mom and it just ain't working out. it just ain't working the **** out.

You know it's the iron.Tell me you know it's the iron.

Retro girl problems: kitty mama edition

- kitty stuck in bellbottoms
- kitty stuck in hair
- kitty not to be trusted around records

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TFW when you are not used to getting up early and getting ready takes so much longer. I feel like a zombie early in the morning. I had a cuddle with Summer before I got up though. She slept against me all night. Is it weird that I miss her already and it's only been a couple of hours away from her?

Not really. From my experience with pets, it feels like that for a couple weeks after getting them. Then you get used to them.

Ah thanks, I'll get there eventually.

Metal literally flows in his veins.

When the doctor takes my blood pressure it says 666 over 80.

you relished it!

So metal, when you sneeze you go into a full-on headbang.

TFW you forget to keep stirring your hot chocolate and it's all ****ty at the bottom. But you neck it anyway.

TFW you eat ice cream, cream and maple syrup and have a sore tummy afterwards.

TFW you can't kill the people who work for you so you are left to pick up homless hitchikers and leave their bloodless corpse under a bridge...

TFW you're suspicions of Roxy being a real life Dexter are confirmed.

You know, I usually make my hot chocolate with actual chocolate. I guess **** must be an acquired taste.

:laughing:

TFW you discover that there are **** tons of different oreo flavours, and that you live in the UK.

Dude they suck.^

TFW you realize how much you post on MB.

What do you do with the blood? :confused:

tfw you finally see some loser getting apprehended for shoplifting and your store's loss prevention guy is laying the smackdown while you're standing behind him (facing the criminal)

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tfw the staff is smiling and making fun of the shoplifter, making sure he can hear our amusement over his distinct status as a waste of oxygen

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that beautiful, amazing feeling when the shoplifter has a dog in tow, and you go up to the dog and say (just loudly enough for the idiot piece of garbage to hear you) "what a cute pup; it's a shame his owner is such a piece of SHIT!"

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OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS

IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS

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TFW when LiL makes a new gif TFW. Priceless.

TFW you live vicariously through another person's humiliation of an ******* (customer).

TF@ you bang your little toe against the vacuum cleaner. It's been dislocated before and I think I've done it again! So ****ing sore. It's swollen so I've got ice around it.

That feeling when a musician you love is involved in a scene of music so untouched by the outside world you have a hard time trying to get a hold of any of it.

those glorious fleeting moments were probably the happiest anyone in that store has ever seen me.

That may just be because they usually can't see you, due to being blinded by your sweater.

or distracted by my perfect hair.

But my albums are available for free on bandcamp dawg.

Can we PLEASE have Plankton photoshop that sweater onto this?

TWF your bud is so strong you wake up after 7 hours of sleep still stoned.

Yes.

Where on earth did you find a picture of my closest ancestor?