TFW you don't even disagree.
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TFW you don't have last.fm.
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Get Last.fm. Problem solved.
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TFW you think.. "That's not a freakin feeling Briks!"
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TFW you lick a cut, and it really does kinda taste like a penny.
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you're trying to sober up because you have to call your mom and it just ain't working out. it just ain't working the **** out.
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Retro girl problems: kitty mama edition
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TFW when you are not used to getting up early and getting ready takes so much longer. I feel like a zombie early in the morning. I had a cuddle with Summer before I got up though. She slept against me all night. Is it weird that I miss her already and it's only been a couple of hours away from her?
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When the doctor takes my blood pressure it says 666 over 80.
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TFW you forget to keep stirring your hot chocolate and it's all ****ty at the bottom. But you neck it anyway.
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TFW you eat ice cream, cream and maple syrup and have a sore tummy afterwards.
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TFW you can't kill the people who work for you so you are left to pick up homless hitchikers and leave their bloodless corpse under a bridge...
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TFW you're suspicions of Roxy being a real life Dexter are confirmed.
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TFW you discover that there are **** tons of different oreo flavours, and that you live in the UK.
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Dude they suck.^
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TFW you realize how much you post on MB.
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tfw you finally see some loser getting apprehended for shoplifting and your store's loss prevention guy is laying the smackdown while you're standing behind him (facing the criminal)
http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/up...dle-finger.gif tfw the staff is smiling and making fun of the shoplifter, making sure he can hear our amusement over his distinct status as a waste of oxygen http://i.imgur.com/LLXf1EW.gif that beautiful, amazing feeling when the shoplifter has a dog in tow, and you go up to the dog and say (just loudly enough for the idiot piece of garbage to hear you) "what a cute pup; it's a shame his owner is such a piece of SHIT!" http://d4f1ndlb0hkjb.cloudfront.net/...12/kyaryyy.gif OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT WAS LIKE CHRISTMAS http://threatlevelginger.com/wp-cont.../champagne.gif http://33.media.tumblr.com/d50d21962...hv25o1_400.gif |
TFW when LiL makes a new gif TFW. Priceless.
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TFW you live vicariously through another person's humiliation of an ******* (customer).
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TF@ you bang your little toe against the vacuum cleaner. It's been dislocated before and I think I've done it again! So ****ing sore. It's swollen so I've got ice around it.
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That feeling when a musician you love is involved in a scene of music so untouched by the outside world you have a hard time trying to get a hold of any of it.
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TWF your bud is so strong you wake up after 7 hours of sleep still stoned.
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