I know there's nothing wrong with that or with sticking up for my girlfriend. But I just thought people would think of it in that way.

...you realise you have been drinking your mixer, and not the mixed drink...

:laughing:

Pretty much. All grammar Nazis should be considered Black Knights.

Wow nooo way! I knew it! Batty lives in 13,000 year old satellite circling the Earth in a polar orbit!
http://files.abovetopsecret.com/file...vt51a9214b.JPG

TFW you try to unscrew a nontwistable bottlecap for five minutes and decide that it's a sign that you're too drunk.

not drunk enough?

I would've bitten it off if I had to

paul dgaf, hard as ****.

If that's what a white knight is then I've been falsely accused of being one more than once. I only stick up for people I know and I always make sure I'm familiar with the situation into which I'm going.

Nevertheless, I'd rather be a white knight, someone who helps someone than be one of those who watches and does nothing, internet or otherwise. But the worst are those idiots who post those ****ing annoying "eating popcorn" gifs. Sarcastic ****s. I hate them.

(Sits back and waits for the inevitable gif to be posted...)

Wtf! How dare they do that, they need to realise that she a beautiful and kind person. Don't worry about white knighting, if it's your girlfriend then it's important to tell tell them off.

Yeah, she is for sure but some people don't see it.

...somebody says they don't like onions.

(Looking at you Kayleigh!)

- on call today
- received invitation from friends for a double-date last night (if I didn't have to work)
- yay, I might actually get to be a part of something for once
- mfw the stupidest bitch I work with calls in "sick" and I have to cover for her ugly ass

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That feeling when the guy in the gif above you looks like he's wearing a powered wig but it's really just one of those winter hats and you think about how much better it would be if it was a powdered wig.

:laughing:

Was this thread ever on topic?

- switched phone number and jumped on a line within my significant other's mother's plan
- instantly cut phone bill in half
- cool.jpg
- time to pay the bill
- log into paypal
- outdated info from 2 lifetimes ago
- mfw I suddenly realize the last 5 years of my life haven't been completely swept under the rug

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TFW you see a friend's family picture and think "holy ****, faces of meth" when you look at the parents.

>Connects mp3 player to stereo with audio cable
>turns mp3 player volume to max so I wont have to turn the stereo volume ridiculously high
>forgets to turn down volume on the mp3 player after finishing with stereo

Tfw I after two days plug in my headphones to listen to some tunes

That feeling when someone messes up something you JUST cleaned, like 10 minutes ago...

reminds me of a borin story nobody cares about but i will tell it anyway


i used to work in a boys group home for awhile. every single day we did chores after dinner and every kid had an assigned chore for the week. if done without complaints each would take maybe 10 minutes. it was always a huge struggle to get this one kid to do chores and he was always by far the last kid to get his done. so as usual everyone is done and this kid hasnt even started. his chore was to sweep and mop the kitchen area which was hardwood floors.

so the other kids go upstairs and its just me and him and im tryin to motivate him and im helpin him out. takes forever to even get started and takes like an hour to get it done cause he's autistic and easily distracted. so we finally get the floors done and it looks beautiful and shiny. he opens the door, dips his boots in a huge mud pile and the bunny hops all thru the kitchen that we just cleaned. all i could do was laugh a little and hand him the mop.

cool story bro

That feeling when you find 20 dollars in your pocket you forgot you had!

That feeling when no sex.

That feeling when you're playing saxophone outside and when you open your eyes, you realize that the sun isn't up anymore.

The sun wasn't up anymore because nature abhors daytime saxophone.

registered and found your branded a groupie. tsk2x

That feeling when you're the only one in Spanish class who understands the native speaker and answers the questions all the time.

Been there....

That feeling when you realize you've just stepped in dog shit.

Been there too, on my way to Spanish class....

That feeling when you need to go pee but you're on the computer and don't want to stop what you're doing which ends up giving you a Uti.

That feeling when you don't realize you stepped in dog **** but you notice something smells :p:

That feeling when you have a bittersweet moment with a longtime friend over mutual feelings.

That feeling when your drunk and listen to hip hop while watching a horror movie.

that feeling when you serve yourself the last bit of soda left and then you spill the cup!! (just happened to me!)

that feeling when you go into the fridge to get some juice or milk and the last person that used it just leaves a little more than a drop in the bottle.

And then you serve that last little bit in a cup and then you spill it cause im an idiot

why didn't you just drink it straight from the bottle since it is the end and you'll throw it out?