Tfw when you need to sneeze, can't sneeze so you look at the sky and it's enough to make you sneeze.

Lovely.

You've pretty much summed up last Friday for me.

That feeling when you realize that you've completed everything that there is to do, and start finding creative ways to kill the characters that you don't like. This is known as the "Tenpenny Effect".

Or when you need to sneeze and poop, and if you sneeze, you don't want to accidentally shart yourself.

tfw you run out of your signature fragrance that you bought 8 months ago and now it's time for another trip to Bath & Body Works.

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THE GREATEST SMELLING PLACE ON EARTH.

TFW you stalk the city guards in Whiterun and Riften, sneak up behind them when they're alone, slit their throats, loot their bodies, then drag them to specific "dump sites", and toss them into a mass grave with their fellows.

TFW you have nothing else to do in work than calling a bunch of trade magazines and asking them to remove all of your ex-coworkers from their mailing lists.

TFW you don't play video games and other people talk about them.

The last game I've played was San Andreas, and while it was a huge time sucking beast, I still enjoyed neglecting every other aspect of my life. You know, the simple stuff, like going to work, or mowing the lawn.

TFW you're just sitting there, minding your own business, and with absolutely no transition or warning, you have to take a **** that feels like it's trying to burst out of your stomach like a xenomorph from Alien.

tfw Marc Bolan

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dear lord

lord in heaven

how

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL

SEND HELP

^^^^^

How do you feel about Jimmy? Always thought him and Marc shared a similar look.

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strangely, I'm not totally crazy for Jimmy.

I think he was really quite beautiful in his youth but he really isn't the prettiest man that ever lived.

Last weekend I actually spent Saturday afternoon hitting up every pawn shop in town trying to track down an old PS2 w/ GTA: San Andreas, eventually succeeding. I quite literally play through that game on an annual basis, and I'm far from a gamer these days. I like GTA: SA so much that I forced myself to beat the entire game on a ****ing 7 inch touchscreen and a laptop w/ only a touch pad the year before, I throw the GTA: SA soundtrack on at almost every single party I go to, the GTA: SA map is the only poster on my wall. If you could have any game as the last game you played, I'm glad it's San Andreas.

That being said...

That feeling when you revisit Grove Street after a long time away from video games.
That feeling when you first drive a pickup through Red Country with Horse With No Name on the radio.
That feeling when you first discover the flying cars cheat.
That feeling when Big Smoke betrays you.
That feeling when you finally beat flight school.
That feeling when you first find the jet pack.
That feeling when you discover the camera in CJ's room.
That feeling when you first discover you can play pool in the bars.
That feeling when you discover the video game in CJ's living room.
That feeling when you steal a car and the guy was listening to K-DST and you instantly regret ruining Green River for him.
That feeling when you realize you can just eat food over and over again in restaurants until you throw up on the floor.
That feeling when you steal Madd Dogg's rhyme book.
That feeling when you first crash a car through the Grove St. bridge onto the street below, and then you do it every single time you go over that bridge from then on.
That feeling when you hear the opening credits music after a long day at school.
That feeling when you hear the opening credits music anywhere at any time for the rest of your life.

tfw loneliness
tfw no idea what to do about it

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
:(

TFW you need a cigarette like a mother****er, but you're too drunk to go down the road to the gas station without killing yourself.

TFW when you still consider taking your life into your hands for a smoke.

^"tfw when" = that feeling when when.

TFW you drop an album and when you listen to it you can't believe that you made it.

HOw many albums do you have, anyway? I've been lazy about checing you're **** out.

Finally! An honest review of Wolves in Sheepskin. :finger:

18 in total. Eight with WISK, eight as Jesus the Carpenter, a split with Mondo Bungle called Jesus Troubled the Carpenter's Salad, and one album under The Artist Formerly Know As Jesus the Carpenter.

Tfw when your still waiting for them files you were gonna send.

Still waiting.

TFW you wake in a haze after a total wasted blackout and scour the forum to see just how badly as ass you made out of yourself.

TFW you somewhat realize that the damage seems to be pretty minimal.

TFW you wait for someone to reply to this post with evidence of the contrary.

Well, you were pretty good at first, until you started getting into the hard liquor...

But you also had a few moments of stark clarity...

So that's why you were so cranky and uptight yesterday.

Your Avi pretty much sums up my day.

TFW an on-line friend that you've collaborated with over the years casually mentions that he was an acquaintance of Ozzy in the time between Sabbath and Blizzard.

Wait. WHAT?!

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TFW you're patting your cat and she suddenly claws you and makes a long cut on your hand. Naughty b, I can't stay mad at her long though. She looked guilty when I was saying how she's not to do this and showed her the damage.

TFW your hiccups piss you off to the point that you punch yourself in the throat. (Didn't work, FYI.)

tfw hella cute friends leave you swoonin'

Givin' up, lad? Show 'em that right hook o' yours.

Try drinking some water upside down.

Bend over far enough that you can rest a cup on your top lip and then drink. Works most of the time for me.

Has worked for me many times as well, but not every time.

If he still has em, he might wanna go see a doctor, or something.

Come on, now. If you want to get Batlord wet, all you have to do is show him a picture of She Hulk.

I've also heard that plugging both of your ears and drinking water works. Use ear plugs or drink through a straw to free up your hands.

All that old wives tales bull**** is nonsense. You're just supposed to stretch, or put pressure or, or whatever a certain spot in the back of your throat. Holding your breath while forcing the air pressure into the back of your throat works most of the time, and you can do the same thing with water. Holding your ears, or being upside down is just anti-tiger rock goofiness.

What part of "it's works most of the time for me" did ya not read numbnuts?

He can't be bothered with all the old-timey stuff, he's a man on the cutting edge.

Hierarchy of evidence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

$20 says "most of the time" means the fifth/tenth/fiftieth time you try it.