the link that Christian Benteke posted was that exact reddit.

That feeling when you've never docked, and never will.

Ha! Didn't even notice. Great minds.

TFW you think you recognize one of your friends but then you realize that you're racist and they all look the same to you. Yes, I'm talking about honkies.

That moment when someone farts in a group and no one can pinpoint the suspect. (it was me but don't say anything)

When your family implies that you may have been born with a learning disorder and might be mildly autistic and it's the first time you've heard the news in the 22 years of your life.

When you get pulled over going 30 over the speed limit.

That feeling when you sneeze so hard that you're worried what might have snuck out the back door.

that feelin when you click on somewthing on musicbanter.com and it says youve been banned so you have that split second of like the weirdest feelin ever. for .2 seconds you feel anger, then .2 seconds you feel confusion, then .2 seconds you wonder how you got banned and why, then .2 seconds u contemplate gettin behind a proxy and makin up a realyl funny troll character, then .2 seconds where youre like damn bro, is this the end of my experience here!?!? but then you realize it just looks like youre banned and it actually says something about waiting 2 more seconds until you can search again and you kinda breathe easy a little bit and audibly chuckle. this all happens in 1 second. other ban members can relate

:laughing:

Going with the fart theme here-

You get away with unintentionally letting one go in public.

You're out in public and it hits you that you've got to shit, and you're not going to make it the 30 minute ride back home.. so you've got to release butt pee in a public toilet.

Tfw when your gay gets all over the place, like damn

I am profoundly confused by this sentence.

What?

Gayin all over the place, yeah. What even is heterosexual

You're too drunk to drink from a bottle properly so you keep hitting your teeth on the glass like an idiot

>stupid bitch neighbor I hate is having a bitchfit about something, crying, screaming like a goddamn gorilla
>mfw

http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-cont...bout-taxes.gif

That feeling you get when you listen to Trying to Get That Feeling Again by Gene Pitney or Carpenters.

oh my god.

that song will always remind me of one particular afternoon.

um.

August 23rd, 2007. Had a bit of a rough goodbye, then went home and sobbed and sobbed and sobbed to that song. Almost precisely one year later I said goodbye to that person for the very last time. (August 21st, 2008)

That feel when you're sad and you listen to the Carpenters.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj...xleeo1_500.gif

And then it suddenly gets to be 4am and you're like

http://kidzshowz.files.wordpress.com...bqbko1_500.gif

But any other time, that feeling when you think of Karen...

http://insatiablebooksluts.com/wp-co...4/04/swoon.gif

TFW you try to hit backspace and \\\\\\\

tfw when a dude is like a giant squid, the more youre like buddy ur shyt they keep trying to draw you closer in

Tfw you wake up after a night of blackout drinking and realize you did something colossally stupid. My friend got pulled over on our way home from the bar last night and when the cop asked her "do you know why I pulled you over?" my intoxicated ass pipes up and says "because you're a fu cking ass hole?". How I was able to stay out of trouble for it, I'll never know.

you cant feel your ****ing face

TFW your moustache is so robust that it stabs in the lip when you're smoking a joint.

Dude, I got a moustache hair stuck in my lip like a damn splinter a week or two ago. I had to remove the thing like a splinter.

That feeling when...
Your piano and recorder teacher brags with your future plans - studying at a conservatory - during a concert in front of the audience.
The hilarious part is: She never helped me with the entrance exam pieces, doesn't even know what I'm going to play.
I looked for the sheet-music on my own, taught myself the techniques, am listening daily to the recordings by artists to figure out how to better my playing.
It's not even sure if I will get taken. I'm so upset because she can't hold her tongue. Her daughter is my classmate and so she even knows about my plans.

First World problems.

All about this.

:d:d:d:d:d:d:d

that feel when you finally get rid of a **** boy who doesn't take no for an answer and hasn't for like five years by hitting him up for money and making it abundantly clear that you don't love his stalker ass

success!!!!!

that feeling when someone says you're "annoying" for having feminist views and not being afraid to express them in a respectful manner.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-b1gBBujaEn...-so-busted.gif

That feeling when you stand outside under a storm and can sense and smell the electricity in the air, and then it starts proper, rumbling and crackling and zinging all around you, I love it. Nature raw and unleashed.

That feeling when you meet a girl you liked but you feel she is out of your league..

that feeling when this didnt actually work

what do i have to do to get this dude to gtfo like i even told him i was gay now and he still wants to put his dick in me and i'm just like

http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/...ps1c9b0184.gif

That feeling when they booed Courtney Love at the Rock n roll hall of fame :rofl:

why was she even on the stage? and the awkward hugs to Dave and Kurt's mom were priceless.

Hmmm. All I can come up with would be to somehow fake a 30 pound weight gain and/or a raging case of baby fever.

that feeling when you drank a lot of alcohol and got drunk but are still totally in control and not saying anything weird

Tfw little kids hit the "why?" phase and start asking you things their parents would be better suited to explain, like why people have sex and make babies.