That feeling when you have a hot shower and put on new socks and underwear :cool:

What's that like?

Feels good m8.

Specifically though. Describe the hot water cascading down your back and between your buttocks.

^ :laughing:

tfw you google "drool gifs" with completely non devious intentions and end up looking at a bunch of blowjob pics. So many dicks...

note to self: don't google drool gifs in public.

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Haha.. That's awesome WD.

:rofl:

Stick with "gag gifs" next time.

TFW all of a sudden the double quote feature starts working on your phone. 'Bout time.

tfw you're not really sure what to do with your vodka because it's not even smooth enough for sipping straight.

Vodka mixes with just about anything. You don't have any non-alcoholic beverages in your house to mix it with? Other than water..

I tried it with orange gatorade and still it was just ... ugh.

I don't know, maybe I'm just used to the taste and feel of schnapps so vodka is just weird to me.

Vodka just needs lots of ice.

TFW you've been lovingly waiting on your honey bunny hand and foot for the last 31 days, and you have at least another month left to go, and you get the sense she's starting to enjoy "using you".

In her defense, she's going INSANE not being able to walk the dogs or work out.

Gatorade kinda tastes like wiper fluid, so no wonder….

I've made iced coffee with vodka. and rum. and whiskey. you basically take your coarsely ground coffee beans, add vodka, let it sit over night, and strain the vodka through the beans. It's magical. Alternatively any kind of juice works well... sports drinks not so much.

Just keep sipping until it tastes good.

tfw you've been practicing your tag because you want the world to know your name and there's no ventillation in your room so you kinda get a little high from the paint

Tfw nobody's buying that little story about why you're high on spray paint, WD.

Also, vodka and root beer is one of my favourites. It was an unlikely combo that I did on a whim because it was all we had and it was some Popov knockoff (yup, that bad) ****.

they're krink markers :p

"Kah-bob, I'm not a scientist."

"As if we didn't know that already. "

Oops wrong thread.**** it Imma leave here just **** witcha! :p

tfw you realize the working world really isn't all that appealing and no matter how much you fight it you really would rather do a bunch of drugs drink/hangout with your best friends/drink a lot of beer than keep it together enough to earn a more respectable lifestyle.

Getting wasted in a nicer house isn't really all that better.

TFW you clean out the trashcan in your room for the first time in months and the tissues at the bottom smell like rotting semen.

Definition?

Expound upon this one word response so that I can know how to reply in turn.

What does rotting semen smell like? I have no point of reference.

I don't know... other rotting stuff?

You're waffling. Three posts ago you were much more focused.

Damn it, man.

**** you. The point is my jizz rags smell really bad.

And you have Briks in your left eye.

TFW you drop a Doors reference IRL and three people look at you like you've just grown horns.

you need cooler friends.

Seriously, if a girl started a conversation by saying, "Hello, I love you. Won't you tell me your name?" I'd probably elope with her on the spot.

I know that feel man. I once asked someone to marry me after finding out they were a beefheart fan too.

He respectfully declined.

I wish I lived in a world where I could have that phrase on a shirt and people wouldn't look at me all fucking weird.

You mean they look at you like you're strange?

(really tried to play on that reference just now but couldn't get it to make sense)

it's kind of difficult to walk by unnoticed with hair that almost touches the back of your knees. :laughing:

I sometimes wonder how annoying people will be once I start putting money toward the music-related tattoos I want.

tfw you're too stoned to cook so you're looking around Eat24.com for delivery and you notice the address to place you're considering is literally 420 Judah street. Heh. Heh. Heh... I think we have a winner.