You been drinking?

A little, but not enough to hinder myself in such a retarded manner. :laughing:

My hypothesis was that you were seeing double, and therefore selected the wrong burner.

you know you're blonde when you can't blame the liquor for the stupid shit you do. :laughing:

How do you drown a blonde?

buzz killington going in for the kill here:

logically, it wouldn't even stick.

With a blonde, it wouldn't have to.

(P.S. I'm blonde so I can make these jokes!)

cute blonde club 2k14

#pagingbriks

Cats are inherently funnier than dogs in a non-"Oh look at what stupid thing the little retard creature did now" kind of way.

Nope. I said I'm done, and I mean it. Thank you though Chula man.

Been too busy with moving into the new place, but I'll get right on that ASAP.

Thanks buddy. It's time to get my own life back, and I've been telling her that for a while now. It was an amicable split, but I did see some animosity when I was loading up my truck with the last load. Such is life. It feels good to be on my own again. It's really where I need to be.

I've got a few old friends coming out of the woodwork that want to work together again. We'll see what happens with the Rec Exec's (lulz) after I get something worked out.

http://www.planktonsodyssey.com/reso...itar+Blues.mp3
:p:

As much as I'd like to oblige, and some people would find it really cool and entertaining, I'm not a complete asshole. Thanks for the advise though, and I'll keep your suggestions in their rightful place from now on.

http://i.imgur.com/ZYbpe.png

My cat ran full-force, headfirst into a closed door yesterday. I swear he's retarded.

I'm so ****ing tired I wanna stab Life in the throat and tear out it's ****ing larynx.

same, except I'm rather drunk and ridiculously content with life as it is

More than anything I want to set the drying machine on fire. I'm grateful to have one. Really am. I'd be more grateful if it worked properly and didn't take an extra hour to dry my blankets. OH WELL TIME TO GO TO BED WRAPPED IN A TOWEL. :(

Tfw you're like 'damn, I thought I was too stoic to have feelings', but you read a post by The Batlord and you feel too stupid not to have emotions.

bruh at least you (probably) don't have to pay a dollar for 50min drying time.

I did a shitload of laundry today and it cost me like $10.

also

give your sister some love, your card was on its way since Saturday.

What post?

If you've read one, you've read them all, so go on and pick your favourite.

It's free to use and it's in the building. It's definitely pretty sweet. But it locks up while drying all the damn time and ends up taking twice as long and ugggggggggh.

Yay!!!!!!

I had to wait for some asshole to gather up their drying until some kind upstanding citizen grabbed theirs. Asshole's was sitting there for like an hour and a half. How the fuck do you forget about laundry for an hour and a half??

In the negligent neighbor situation I usually put the clothes in my own basket, then run down with whatever book I'm reading and wait for the cocksucker. Then I tell them, 'imagine if I had your panties in my dorm'. Then, weirdly enough, I have to give their panties back at a later point in time.

Doesn't really help me, since I don't know what the **** you're going on about.

I just have seen so many attempts at humour. Really, take your pick.

http://www.musicbanter.com/search.php?searchid=4400126

I don't understand how they would make you emotional though, unless you were just overwhelmed at my awesometasticness.

At the very least, your hubris makes me realize how pathetic my own is, especially in the event where you would describe your posts as "awesometasticness,"

Hey, don't talk about yourself like that. You said in front of God and everyone that your own album was one of the best ever made. That takes a special kind of self-obsessed douchebag. I was proud of you that day.

I tells it like I sees it. It would take a special kind of douchebag to deny it because of something like humility.

tfw your thai food delivery guy shows up and it's not the cute flirty one with the perfect eyebrows.

:(

also tfw you're looking around tryna figure out where the **** you put your last bite of eggroll and realize it's still in the sweet and sour sauce ramekin. derrrrr

also tfw you at first were gonna order brown rice instead but then changed it back to regular white rice because you're tryna save money but they send you brown rice anyways and when you check the receipt they didn't charge you extra for it. awwww yuhhhhhh

tfw you've had plenty of liquor but you're out of sedatives for the perfect ride

http://i.imgur.com/atCaFBA.gif

gonna have to remedy that by the end of the week.

tfw there are children screaming so hard outside your apartment complex that you'd almost think Gary Glitter was out there or something.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...lz-d56se64.gif

TFW you're sitting back with a toothpick after enjoying a massive turkey dinner. Life ain't too bad.

TFW you're trying to sleep, but your brain is like "nah, let's have an insomnia party" so you stay awake exactly all night. I think I'm reaching the point of sleep deprivation soon.

****, googling "insomnia" was a bad idea. That whole "increased risk of heart disease" thing scares me ****less. Briks needs hugs.

Auntie Roxy has your back.Now go. get me my cigarettes and lighter,oh right and fix me another highball, 2 fingers. ....Last one was a little strong.

Sleep deprivation is fun, though. Best feeling ever. Who needs drug enhancements for music when you can just deprive yourself of sleep.

I cannot sleep until I'm so deprived that I'm on the edge of blacking out. Usually up around 20+ hours on the average before I get tired. That's when my real day begins.

tfw your ears are still ringing from the fucking noise you had to endure from some asshole toddler all night.

on the bright side it's reminded me that this year I should work on becoming sterilized so I have absolutely no chance on ever ending up with one of those terrible crotch-goblins.

Take something with Benadryl. Knock you right out. Or go raid an English village. Exercise is good for insomnia.

You listened to a child have sex all night? How much stamina can you have at that age?