I'm proud of my thinness and will strive to be thinner until I'm dead, probably. It just tends to accentuate certain features of my face that I swear have been recent developments. Maybe it's just that most of the people I spend my days around are younger than I am and I'm terrified of aging.

no way, man.

I was striving to be a pin-up model in my youth.

now I just get creeped on by drug addicts and creepy old men.

A couple of 50 year old people. Lots of wrinkles. Nowhere near pinup beauty anymore.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...49bf81c4b566a2

****ed like 21 year olds once that tequila took hold!

Enjoy the moment. Today, tomorrow, and 20 years from now.

Or you can just choose to bitch about ****.

That feeling when if you want to play keyboards, and not synth it up you can pull out a harmonium and play that instead. I'm really starting to like keyboard instruments, I really want one of those old stand up pianos now, but everyone selling them is far away. :(

Yeah but you're both cute as hell despite you looking exactly like my dad (which is still really weird to me).

You missed the point.

Be happy!

You guys look like the kind of folks I'd hang out with. Maybe because I was born and raised in Louisiana, but that aside, y'all look young and lively for 50ish, unless that was a far older pic.
No matter, around here, we look forward with a smile. I think it's sad to see people trying to hang on to something that is going to pass anyway. Capitalize on it when it's worth it and move on. You're always going to be stuck with what you have no matter where and when you are. Might as well make the most of it.

not to change the subject but...

tfw you're throwing out an old pizza box only to discover there's one more slice of pizza left. Awwww yeah. Gimme that cheesy goodness.

TFW wat...

I hear you LiL. I agree with Freebase and Chula also, but I get what you're saying.

It's worth pointing out I started going bald at 21 and by 23 my hair was that thin the only option was to just shave it off. But I don't mind it too much as it's just hair and I expected it as my dad went bald at 23.

Can almost grow a full beard now though :cool:

Do you have Kijiji in the States? Up here, people are literally giving them away.

TFW you wake up with a massive hangover regretting how badly you made an ass of yourself the previous night on MB. Then you log on and find that it's not that bad after all.

Keyboards should have a breathalyzer attached.

Can relate :D

I've posted some proper shite in my MB career.

I feel like I'm gonna have another one of those seizures I get when I haven't eaten much.

Eat?

we're all out of food =/

bro...

You'd have a lifetime exemption.

Ha, I wish dude. You missed the worst of it really, I've been behaving myself lately. But earlier this year/late last year? Ooft. Even offline... good lord.

all in favor of adopting Mondo and giving the kid a job so he doesn't die this Christmas, raise your hands please.

whoever flails their arms the hardest wins.

A Hall of Fame for WD's drunk posts? Now that would earn a spot on my sig! Somebody else go do that.

His MB cafe vids are really quite legendary. You know, the ones where people are like 'I don't ****ing understand the question dude' in their responses.

...ahem. I have no idea what you are talking about...

MB Cafe? Is that a thing?

that's why I don't make videos or take pictures when I'm drunk.

I don't even really talk to people when I'm drunk because there's too much shit that could go wrong. :laughing:

I wouldn't expect you to remember.

Is there waterboarding involved in MB Cafe? Cause he's looking rough, dude.

I've been looking for that hat...

First week I joined here I stumbled across that video. Was a big reason why I decided to stay. Would love to hang with Dude sometime.

TFW a captcha for a download is plaque on a door that says 237.

tfw your little baby kitty is getting too big to wrangle with one hand.

in this pic: not my cat, but probably would be if he wasn't hyper all the time

http://skylerweaver.net/images/essay_kitty.jpg

tfw you find out a chick you've been flirting with at work is a furry. she came to work wearing some ear hat. said shes not the kind that ****s animals or even people in animal costumes but i'm still sort of skeptical. not sure whether to be excited or scared off tbh. i mean i love a freak at the end of the day but i'm sorta weird-ed out about animal costumes and **** like that. i'm halfway reluctant to post this cause people on here already think i **** animals and this probably makes me look even more suspect but oh well.

Does she have a litter mate for me?

i can't speak for anyone else but i'm guessing if she's into that **** she probably does know someone else who is too. i dont see her hanging around a lot of chicks at work cause really where i work is more for men. there are chicks too but they drive around on forklifts and ****.

That feeling when.....
... you are changing a baby's diaper and he projectile poops on your sister. AWESOME!

and that, ladies and jerks, is why I have no desire to breed.

jesus jumped up shitting Christ, that's horrendous.

tfw you had a pot of noodles on the wrong burner for like 10 minutes and you were wondering why they weren't cooking.

because they were sitting on an inactive burner on the stove while another sizzled away without a pot on it.

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