Well after over 17 years we'd gotten to be friends and would share what was going on in our lives during my visits. She has a kid that's also messed up in the head so we'd talk about that a lot and kinda lean on each other.

If I'm in the area I'll definitely stop in to say hi. She's a bud.

TFW a school assignment you thought was due tomorrow is actually due today.

Tfw.....you're in bed with your girlfriend. ...on her birthday and she gets a dozen red roses delivered from some ****er she used to know.....and all you got her was a ticket to see Jesus and Mary chain

ALL?! I'd let you **** me in the ass and then finish you off with my mouth.

I figured as much. I guess I never formed that kind of rapport with the person that cuts my hair. Honestly I just cut it with clippers half the time.

tfw you really need to cut down on your drinking because you're starting to notice everything you were warned about by every doctor you've ever seen about your mental status and you're definitely not ready for full-blown schizophrenia.

tfw you're at work and literally start laughing at nothing several times a day and everyone who once knew you as a stoic really thinks you've gone off the deep end

tfw you actually can't regulate the majority of your emotions so you're basically an emotional kaleidoscope and when you speak you feel like you echo, and you don't like the way some people look at you when you're speaking

they know

especially one person in particular with the very strangest eyes you've ever seen in your life

they know

tfw you've had to deal with a low buzzing/static noise in your head all day and don't know where it came from or why it's there

ugh

More thought was put into the ticket than the roses. I get flowers, but why roses? It's the most boring kind of flower to get, it's like saying "You seem like a shallow female who likes what every other female likes." Way more beautiful flowers out there that I would rather get than ****ing red roses.

If some mother****er does get me roses, they better be blue.

Seriously, I'd rather get a house plant as a gift than a bouquet of roses.

Having a dozen roses delivered to your girl at work (especially if she works in a big office type environment) is a cool thing to do IMO.

I got her a house plant for valentine's day :)

And I'm pretty sure the ticket and weekend in San Francisco is much better in her mind

Meh, depends on the girl. I'm guessing girls not down with PDA probably wouldn't like the kind of attention that would bring.

only 12,000 more and I can download that album

Well, I've halfway between today and the world of Mad Men. All I can say for sure is that back in the 80s my wife loved when I did it. :D

I have no idea wtf that first sentence means and it's cool that it made her happy.

Ever seen Mad Men?

I have known a good many feels these past few days and yeah.

tfw you see your boyfriend's ex's mom and she's a fucking whale just like her stupid whore daughter

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tfw everyone at work has their hair absolutely on point for a day, even one of the lesser-pretty guys you know who just has the best fucking hair (but not quite as pretty as your boyfriend's) - but still everyone's hair was just ... hnnngggggggg

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tfw you clip your cat's nails after dealing with his horrifying kitty rage for weeks

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tfw most people you know just make you happy and they're so sweet

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TFW you're just dozing off and some idiot lights a firework. On February 22nd? Why?!

Either you've had a complete personality reversal or you're extremely drunk. :laughing:

on a scale from 1 to WD I'm approximately a 7.

wd = 100

tfw you're chillin in your room

Awesome quotation I like this.

TFW you walk into the room and you hear your mom talking on the phone.

"I'm sure Spencer won't mind…"

Uh oh.

"Spencer"? *snort*

Not a bad as "Charles".

Charles is a name. Spencer is a Hot Topic ripoff store.

You have that backwards.

Does it really matter?

Your mother has done no such thing. You filthy liar.

TFW Ki goes to get the belt.

Poor Pet_Sounds.

TFW you make a logical beatdown in a forum discussion goes down that will probably be ignored by the beatdown-ee.

:wave:

Click this link
Underwear Dance - Reaction GIFs

and listen to this song:



AT THE SAME TIME

TFW gifs exist:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte...wear-dance.gif

TFW no anti-depressants.

TFW you're tired as **** and trying to go to sleep ... and you start feeling really hungry. **** you, stomach.

TFW you're growing out your hair, and it's getting pretty long in the neck, but the rest of it hasn't caught up yet, so you're condemned to walk around with a borderline mullet until you can get it trimmed.

Yes. That feeling when The Batlord being wrong always matters.

That worked really well. Maybe someone should create a GIF/Song match thread. I'm just thinking out loud here though.

TFW you're writing a paper at the last minute, you realize you've got ****, have to delete half a page, come up with new ****, realize you still got ****, come up with yet more ****, pad that **** with a few quotes along with the longass name of the book you're quoting from just so it's somewhere approaching the correct length, and then turn in your subpar paper an hour before the deadline cause you just don't care anymore.


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tfw you wonder if you sold your soul for the only life you thought worth living

TFW...

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Right in the feels.