Or pregnant.

The two don't necessarily exclude each other.

2:20 AM. Wide awake. After voiding my greasy breakfast this morning I ended up laying down and semi-sleeping for about 3 hours. Big mistake.

:banghead::banghead::banghead:

You're too old for that shit.

Tfw you get new siding on the office and then put a huge gaping dent in it with the golf cart by trying to back into what you thought would be a good a spot for a golf cart.

Aye carumba.

tfw you walk into the living room and your gay roommate left a two gallon container of coconut oil on the floor.


uh...



sigh.
someone wanna take me outta here?
****in hate this city man.
gfd dude.

When life gives you oil, oil yourself up like a gladiator and never look back.

Had to get some personal **** off my chest and let somebody know how I felt. Good to feel that weight lifted. Now hopefully I can move on. Just really felt like I had to let her know because I don't think she ever knew.

Edit: I know for a fact she didn't know, actually.

Tfw it's been overcast and rainy for TWO WHOLE days

https://s2.postimg.org/s2ac7m1fd/thundering.jpg

That looks like how people from normal states would react to Seattle.