Is that some sort of Bollywood Thriller rip off?

TFW you see a sore on someone's lip and are like, "You got some herpes on your lip", and they're like, "Yeah" and serious about it, then you're like, "Wait wut?" I've waited for this day and only now do I realize I don't know what to do with it.

Well I would say don't kiss them or let them kiss you, but then I remember who I'm talking to and, you know... ;)

Monkey Island Michael Jackson.

TFW your concert buddy and ride to LA goes to jail the week before the dope show you were going to see :(.

bummer

Tfw some new ITwit demands that you put their software on your CAD PC's and you refuse over the phone, basically having an argument about it telling him it's not needed and will create more draw on the already thinned system resources as he tries to explain basic **** to you that you already know, then he comes in the next day armed with donuts, finally meeting you face to face and after a minute or two he finally concedes. Motherfucker, you have no idea what you're dealing with, this is my world. Take your visual basic ass back to your hole.

TFW your friend has rich parents :thumb:.

Is his name Chad? I'll bet his name is Chad. He probably has a sister named Muffy too, and she's probably gonna be livid.

His name is Chinese Man in the Sky.

Was he throwing knives?