The correct answer:

Its bad coffee.

TFW you're watching Pokemon and it's about to go to commercials.

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!

Uh, Voltorb?

IT'S ELECTRODE!

Go **** yourself tbh.

I'd lol if some fansub out there recut it so that every reveal ended up being Ditto

Yo numnuts, just remember that Electrode is twice the size of Voltorb and you'll never get that wrong again.

Wait, how do I know you guys aren't Dittos?

It could be anyone

Anything

Anywhere

At any ti-

You're right. I should have just used the other objects on the screen to judge the blank circle's size. Oh yeah, there weren't any.

I wonder if there's any canon examples of Dittos impersonating people. Don't they still have a Ditto face though, making it pointless? Still, I should never own a Ditto.

"Ditto, transform into... Scarlett Johansson! Now grab your ankles and keep your mouth shut, you Pokéslut."

Or just get gud.

TFW your last cigarette breaks because of all of the **** jammed in your pocket :(. I can butterfly it but still.

TFW your last bowl is nothing but shake and you pack it way too tight so it doesn't even hit right and your lighter dies in the middle so you just say **** it.