Yeah, but you're black. Everyone just assumes you'll get kicked out of your house at some point.

Get back to work. Nobody pays you to slack off.

my next door neighbor (a young black man who recently lost his mother either to death or incarceration - I haven't been able to figure it out from the conversations I've overheard) is being forced out of his apartment, either because he hasn't paid the rent or because he literally threw his baby-mama (a woman who apparently is "not welcome in mah momma's house") down the stairs when she came knocking a few weeks ago.

not sure if the same thing would be an issue if the tenant was white.

That feel when getting your aggression out to parrot grindcore.

the hell does that even sound like?

*cawww b'gokkk*

Marty you motherfucker!

*whistle*

Get off the fuckin' counter!

*guitar solo*

:rofl: Now that was really funny. Unlike most of the **** around here that tries to pass itself off as funny.

TFW you wake up on a day you don't have to do anything, so you can just lay in bed and smell your armpits.

I catch you sleeping on the clock again , we gone have a problem.

You wake me up again, I'm drowning you in the fryer.

Id school you on the fryers.

Is that supposed to be bragging? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...e_confused.gif

TFW you click on a thread hoping to find something to contribute to, only to find the same old lame insider joke blah blah blah being repeated for the 10 thousand'th time.

I joined about a year ago but it's already gotten really freaking old.

TFW your woman is sick in bed, and you've been left to do all of the animal stuff, and there's 3 loads of laundry hanging.

One down, two to go.

animal stuff?

Two big dogs and a cat. Mojo went to the vet last week and got upgraded from 80 to 85 pounds. Big ****ing dog

My dog is twice that. Your dog is a weenie.

...you find out a good friend from long ago just hung himself.

****.

Im sorry brother.

Sorry man.

Really sorry to hear that Plankton. :( Hope you're ok.

Been through this before and it's not fun. It gets easier over time, but at the moment, it really sucks. The only thing you can do is remember the good times and don't allow yourself to feel guilty for anything regarding the reason he hung himself.

TFW you have to spend seventy bucks buying new pants, shoes, and a belt for a minimum wage job.

Are you broke now?

No, but close enough. Got me some weed money though. Yus.

I thought you didnt smoke.

That's about to ****ing change.

No ****.

I actually thought you didn't care fer it.

I've had my bouts of weed paranoia that made me want to quit at times back in the day, but I'm not really in that headspace anymore, and I ****ing love weed otherwise.

Ok then.I dunno why I thought that but I did.Same reason I thought you were homeless for like 2 years.

Cause you're stupid?

tfw your future mother in law gives you a nod to her secret liquor stash at the family reunion but you've already brought your own (and she thinks you're smart)

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...61/554/307.jpg

Ftfy.

Thanks, I appreciate it.

This was a friend that I had mentioned in my journal in the Chum Bucket. When I first heard Ritchie Blackmore on Don Kirshners "Rock Concert" back in 1980, it was at his house. He was part of a drag racing/pro street family, and while we were watching the show that night, his Dad was building a Cushman motor right there in the living room. Over the years him and his brothers all had made names for themselves in the local circuits, so this is a shock to everyone and there are a lot of mixed emotions from a lot of people about this right now. Recently, he had been going through some personal problems along with a rocky relationship, so there's a lot of finger pointing going on, and it's really ****ing sad. I've dealt with many deaths over the years. This one feels like a piece of my childhood just died.

Oh man, I remember that entry! When you first heard Rainbow? God, somehow (and don't take this the wrong way) this makes it feel a little more personal, as if through you I knew the guy. Which I didn't of course. But it's just you mentioned him, so it's a little closer than it would be otherwise. Maybe you should (silly ideas copyright Trollheart MMXV) write a tribute song to your friendship? I dunno. Take care, man. I'm here if you need.

No worries. Might be a good idea since I may never have picked up a guitar if that moment never happened that he was huge part of. But, that seems a little egotistical to me. I don't know. Maybe I'm over thinking things.

Just play a little "Man on the Silver Mountain" and hoist a brew in his memory.

Funny you should say that. I've always hated playing that tune. Just about perfect.

TFW: You wake n bake and some how find yourself watching Bruce Jenners reality show...And on this show Kanye West appears and has to have an actual human conversation you know one not in Kanyeland and you come away thinking...dweeb.

Proof that marijuana is a gateway drug.

Whats mind bending is not that I actually sat through the whole thing, but that I really have no opinion on Jenner whatsoever.... More power to her whatever...Back to Kanye, kei kei kei dweeb.