that feeling when you have carpal tunnel and half the time your fingers lack sensation or just refuse to work in general.

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so you basically live off of ibuprofen because the pain is otherwise unbearable.

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but sometimes, regardless of how much moisturizer you use on a daily basis, your hands are dry from working so much - so dry that the skin cracks and worsens the pain that's already there

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"Dr. Rust's bone saw." :laughing:

When you joined an online psychic network as a joke, but the checks cash.

Then the feeling of looking up your name online and seeing Top Weekly Psychic attached to it. HA! (Thank you to every ******* the broke someones heart on the 4th! You have made my bankroll bigger on 5th)

What?

Chicken Butt?

LOL, I love doing that, but seriously, WTF?

What?! I became an online psychic a while back for some walking around money. I did it half as a joke. Thinking no one in their right mind would call me.
Hahaha boy was I wrong! Weekly Top Psychic, has a bonus attached to it. Like, a cashable one.... ;)

Best call I had this week...

Caller: "I want to know do ma girlfriend have herpes like she say she do! Oh yeah am I gonna get my check in da mail today."

Me: "Sir, I can't tell you whether or not she has herpes because that would be unethical. And I can tell you, without being psychic that you will NOT get your check in the mail today."

Caller: "HOW you know dat?"

Me: "Sir it's the 4th of July it's a federal holiday."

That feeling when you shoot up cocaine in your vein for the first time.

you mean before or after vomitting and profusely.

You and I should hang out sometime lol.

Your profile page has 666 visits.

Hail Satan.

That feeling when your day is made by reading about someone else's weird life

I feel like I should be morally outraged at this, but anyone dumb enough to call a psychic hotline deserves what happens to them.

Foot in mouth

That feeling when you have the world at your hands then for some reason you **** up and you stay on the sidelines and watch your life pass you by.

:d

I felt bad for like 20 minutes bro. Not anymore. $$ Holla! ;)

And somebody else who does that stupid emoticon that doesn't work and just looks like you're licking your lips.

Yeah....I can't tell if this is mad or happy

It was a smile but my phone hates me.

:)

No, Christian Benteke has been trying to use that one for ages and it never works.

the way "cocaine" and "vein" rhyme is an oddly satisfying feeling

especially when Wayne from Maine does it

Insane Wayne from Maine puts the cocaine in his veins with his sister Jane, who likes to hang out in the rain while she's waiting for the train.

in Spain

But they're from Maine!

And they love the movie "Airplane"!

Your rhyming is quite insane and I can't complain more awesome even than kurt cobain.

I think I'll just call it "white people rap" haha

so anyway here's me on something that happened to me today

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They're from Maine but in Spain.


(Just thought I'd explain)

That feeling when you fart and goo comes out of your ass and you casually keep walking pretending nothing has happend until you reach the nearest restroom and wipe the goo off.

This is the Dirtiest post I've ever seen.

Man, I thought butthead/dirty whatever was cool. Now I realize how pathetic he/she is, making all these accounts. Find a new site to troll, dumbass.

TFW you're watching a dialogue driven film and a goddamn airplane or helicopter or some military **** flies overhead drowning out any other sound.

That feeling when you are constantly pulling your hair out of your cooked food. And it's like miles long.

I have a massive irrational phobia about this. It is probably not as bad when it's your own hair but this is disgusting when it's someone else's, I won't eat other people's cooking and haven't in about 10 years cos of it.

I can't help it.

Same here, I just thought he was a grammatically incompetent funny guy who liked emo music. But no, he's a desperate troll who wants to troll this particular forum. I find it hard to believe that Skeetz was Dirty, though. Dirty was white, and the guy Skeetz posted in the Picture Gallery wasn't (although he could have used someone else's pictures).

I'm unconvinced too but I wouldn't put it passed him to look for another person's photos as a cover.

So do we know it was Dirty or is this just speculation?