Obviously. Mensa has an opening you just might be the lunatic they are looking for.

I don't get the joke.

I looked up Mensa.

I still definitely don't get the joke.

Wait rewind

Are you calling me dumb?
or smart?

I am very lost right now.

$igh....:(

thanks for the ****ing clarification

Hey saucy Sally it was a compliment, I take it back now tho.

Sorry. I'm having some kind of moment or something. And I'm only a six pack and maybe an 8th deep.

there was also a bottle of wine i just remembered. if i'm being honest.

mmmhmm...so you drunk as a sock?

Are socks typically drunk?

If so,
Unfortunately no. I'm maybe buzzed. It has been a while though. There is more wine yet.
If not,
Unfortunately yes.

I dunno I mean if I was forced to smell sweaty feet, dog turd, and whatever else gets on your shoes I might not be thinking too straight. Lack of oxygen messes with the brain.

tfw jaded
tfw you wonder if other people with testicles experience seeing them as ovaries.

Maaan, don't start that nah...What I told you about making plans to hack off your body parts.

they're not my body parts.

They are until you're. 25.

meh
it's like 10,000$ if you want it done right.
lmao
10k

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa






Oh, and lets not forget the possible disappointment.

Anyways,

Now there's no more alcohol.

I have more weed. Somewhere between nihilism, gender dysphoria (lmao autocorrect doesn't recognize dysphoria as a word), loneliness, soul-crushingly fleeting optimism, and hazy horniness (also "not" a word), marijuana seems to find a home. Not as warm of one as summore wine might have but it's 4am and almost light outside. Where has the time gone? I woke up before noon today.

A Billy Joel reference?!?! :band:

We do not.

This checks out.

...your full, but the food is so fantastic, you can't stop eating.

tfw your tights arrive in the mail and they're super cool and they fit right this time.

:) :) :) :) :) :) :)

tights? Pic?

Tights! They're super tight.

http://i1063.photobucket.com/albums/...pshzv2w2pa.jpg

Still too shy to leave my room in them :(

Sexy af ;)

gimmie back my Chucks.

Was that to me or her?

Her, I just saw your comment heh. thx.

Which model Vox is that?

I'm not sure tbh. It's just a lower end practice amp, nuthin special. Sounds pretty good though, a lot better than the 40$ amp I blew up tryna run a bass through it.

And your ass? How does it look?

Awww, how sweet of you. Online sexual harassment! Now I truly know how it feels to be a lady of MB.



I was gonna write a joke about how you'll never know and blahblahblah you're a loser, etc. But, truth of it is there's no ass for you to know about. It's back to legs back there.

Time to start doing some squats. And I'm not talking about the toilet.

If I'm doing any squats for you it'll be before and after I shit on your face.

tfw when you're just a little man and you can't work up any sort of nerve to go talk to this person you see around often

tfw you're rock and roll lifestyle is getting to you

MACARONI AND CHEESE BURRITO.


Not the same idea but pretty close except perhaps maybe not at all

Mix some ground hamburger and a little steak sauce in and I'm sold.

I'm going with soyrizo, zuchinni, and mushrooms.. I'm debating the inclusion of avocado and tomato

Burritos really are magic though. Just that perfect burrito, where you get an even amount of every filling in every bite. Or just like, when one bite tastes like you got a little more of one thing than the other

I could do the mushrooms & tomato but forget the rest of the stuff! Haha.