Come play isketch with us Rissa

I'll give it a whirl. Link me?

I made it to the liquor store. more beer and a now-gone fifth of vodka will be in my belly.

tfw you're too drunk to masturbate but still horny as forty flavors of hell
tfw masturbating feels weird because you're not sure if you should have a dick but the alternative is possibly never having an orgasm again
tfw you're born with a dick and are attracted to women but wanna wear makeup and skirts and so you go out looking for other women but they turn you down because you're seemingly rare and very strange
tfw you get frustrated and try to act like a man but it's just a lie and you ****ing know it

tfw you have a transgender lesbian friend that struggles a lot and you sort of hurt a little 'cause you can't do anything to help them.

tfw

you are in so much pain you wake up the neighbors with your incessant cryiing and screaming and the suicidal impulses just wont fck the living fck off and your throat feels like it's been torn to shreds from vomiting and screaming so much

MB I love you
I might still be a little drunk but I really mean it when I say I mightve died without a few friends here.

I feel that way too about girls. My urge is to say "girls are awesome I'd be happy if I'm like that." Often I get confused about their intention of the comment, and don't know if they're really trying to say you're special or down-talking others.

It's both, honestly, putting you up on a pedestal while putting others down. It's seriously an abhorrent "compliment" and I have no idea why it's so popular among dudes. Also it's like, if I'm not like women, what am I like then? Dudes? I'm not here for that. Men are trash.

How much of this post is light-hearted hyperbole? Please tell me this isn't as repulsive a post as it looks.

A better question is why do you feel the need to give your input on the things I say when I've already established your opinion means nothing to me? Truly strange

Not only that, you're really gonna pull that when you not that long ago made an "ew poor ppl are gross" post?

And also, what's repulsive to me is that you don't take five ****ing seconds to consider why I might have the opinion I have, so kindly leave me the **** alone and mind ya business.

I'm sure you have a perfectly good reason for being a prejudiced hypocrite.

I'm so sorry I don't feel the need to justify or explain myself to someone I think is trash :)

Better to cry it out in a violent fashion than to hurt yourself, I think.

This, though.

I've found a lot more kindness, compassion, and general beauty in the women I know than I've ever seen in most men. Women don't make stupid comments like "oh, wow, your hair is so long and beautiful; if it gets any longer you won't even have to wear clothes anymore" (at least two different repulsive male customers have said that to me). I feel a lot safer and more comfortable in the company of women.

that feeling when you locate your friends stolen phone, and the robber keeps calling you wanting to go on a date with you. FACEPALM*

lmao. I tried calling him and he just hung up, I'm cancelling service after work today and gettin a new phone.

Dude he's just not that into you...

sigh.

story of my life :rolleyes:. he's not that good looking anyways.

you find weed in your backpack you didn't know you had and yeah it's pretty old but it still gets you just stoned for the rest of the night

^ Thats mine. That weed!

why are you hiding old weed in his backpack?

Why are you asking?

Hiding it from the smooth criminal!

Sounds to me like she's trying to get him popped.

makes sense

You know what they say about assume .....

ass.u.me...

That feeling when you want to go out but nowhere near where you want to be.

90% of your banana breaks off while you are peeling it and falls to the ground :(

and you're all like

http://31.media.tumblr.com/62241e0ee...6demo1_500.jpg

cluck!

OMG! That's so cute I almost don't want to throw him in a deep fryer when he gets older and more delicious.

that was exactly the look on my face

that chicken's face sums up my general mood most of the time.

Woah man, get yourself to a doctor pronto!

That feeling when you spent the last couple of dollars you had on a hooker which turned out to be the ugliest hooker you've seen and find out she's on her rag and she's all wallered out and don't have money anymore for the next day.

You need to spend the rest of your life in here

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/23...2c17288341.jpg

Might wanna hit up a free clinic on the way if you only had to spend a couple dollars, too...

He's gonna need this to remove the affected areas:

http://www.jorymon.com/images/2009/july/isaw_1.jpg

oh my...

that is.

whew.

that's a little traumatizing.

You might need a bigger chainsaw.

well, here's some REAL tools that were used for such things, way back in the day. I assume this is a LOT more traumatizing.

I don't know if I should have but I totally laughed.

You're right. You can't just chop off the thighs. You gotta chop off the whole leg to get rid of that plague.

At skeetz.

That is indeed more traumatizing.