Was actually thinking about the sour milk scene in the Burt Reynolds movie "The End".

TFW you have to put the acoustic guitar down and go to work, and your one-year-old son, who has been dancing to the music, cries.

:(

Dude, you live in Japan. Have him trained by a samurai to make him more badass.

TFW your "rebound cat" takes a giant runny **** next to the baseboards, so you have to actually remove the baseboard from the wall to clean behind it, then hammer it back into the wall with your shoes when your done... And then when you go looking for him, you find him snuggled up on your pillow and decide not to awaken him because, after all, he needs his rest after a dump like that one.

^ That's compassion. :)

TFW you're doing yard work and step in a giant pile of fresh, St. Bernard crap.

Pffffft. Sissy la la.

Have you ever stepped in a pile of St. Bernard crap? It's barely smaller than a cow pie. I was bending over to pick up pine needles to put into a yard bag and kept wondering why the stench kept hitting me in the face.

Pfffft. I EAT cow pies for breakfast. And then my intestines spin them into gold. When you think of the devaluation of our gold-backed currency, think of me mutha****a.

Make every moment a Happy Gilmore moment.

I've been meaning to build a custom-corner enclosure made of clear Plexiglas to help prevent such things. For me it's more that my cat kicks litter out of the litter box, but it still gets around the baseboards.

Just get one of those litter boxes with a top.


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I WISH my "new cat" (yeah, we've had him a year) would use a litter box. Apparently the other local tomcats would laugh at him for acting so pathetically domesticated. We usually just let him out when he meows. I swear he's been using our residence as a rehab spa after his Growltiger-esque adventures.

We gave a doggie door, so our cats are used to going outside. They're still indoor cats for the most part, cause central heating, but they mainly use the litterbox when it's winter or they're too lazy to go exploring. (We have a fenced in yard, though.)

He sound cagey.

Yeah, I've looked at those, but they're not aesthetically pleasing. My design would be sleeker than that, and I'd also want to add the custom litter box itself to the bottom portion. If I ever get the motivation to actually make one, I'll post about it.

Dude... are you a pretentious litterbox owner? Really?

If you mean to say I don't do gaudy litter boxes, then color me an erudite debutante.

He snuggles like a pro.

They're litter boxes. So long as they keep the poo and litter off the floor then you should be grateful, you ****ing litter box hipster.

You clearly spend too much time around playgrounds, you ****ing pedophile hipster.

First thing that popped up when I typed "litter box hipster" into the search bar. Seems like this one's on you, chap.

TFW you find this thread!

I love that thread. I've found a lot of good albums through that list. I'd say it does it's intended job rather well.

TFW you're drunk and horny as ****, but then you realize you're way, way too drunk to nut... and sadness. :(

Try anyway..

How can you still type?

I think he's sober enough to type but drunk enough to immediately give up on anything that requires effort. I've been there.

But it's just disheartening and makes your arm hurt.

TFW you eat to much BK food at work and feel too queasy to drink the beer you bought on the way home.

Tfw you visit many after a couple months and you dunno who's who or what's what

Janzsoon and I actually switched screen names a few weeks ago. So that happened.

So this place is still only arginally more boring than realblife?

Wd!!!

I'm alive! Of course, iimmoimmortalso that's no surprise

Welcome back!

Bish I texted you but youdunevenkno do you?